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  1. iworkwhippets
    Look how pretty that Daniel Westbrook was until she started bunging whatever up her hooter, it's burnt her conk away , eh, you don't need drugs get you through life , they end it , now o broke off doing breakfast to put you lot reet , three frying pans on the go here
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    Folks deserve all they get pumping that shite into there bodies, it rots your insides away, reet down to your underwear
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    I shall be getting my grill out shortly. RIP George lad
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    Hey ups pal. Good luck at there. Hospital , meh mind the hint meet , ya can't be running round the fields web a blocked bowel , av just got home, weers mi pit
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    It's our very own, stool sample
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    And i can just picture you greyman, i envy you, enjoy
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    Woke up to yet another beautiful day, wall to wall sunshine, belting through my living room windows, encourages me to get up,y living room door opens onto my little garden, newly planted shrubs opening in the warm sunshine, i stand outside in just a pair of shorts, sun on my body, lovely feeling, blue tits in n out of my nesting box i put up when i moved here, every year they nest, i watered my plants around 9am, within minutes four red admirals settled on my plants, plus several bees, simple pleasures, neighbours on there way taking there kids to school, all say good morning to me,
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    Those are my thoughts entirely, matey, I've been told on numerous occasions, there's help.out there if i need it, and some days i do, but as you say, i will keep going till i drop,
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    Right that's it, first of all, it's not greb, it's not greblets, it's not pewit, and the rest it's fcukin pardus fer , I'm going to swear now cos I'm annoyed at your daily complaints, bugger piss fart damn cacky, now see what you've made me do
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    Good news pal, keep thinking positive now
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    Benefits

    iworkwhippets replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    Well cos of my incapacity I've had to see a doctor on regular occasions, but what getse is this, after each visit wi my complaints, he himself needs to see a doctor, now talking of benefits. I'm.going to put in a claim, this forum has gradually sent me round the bend , it's that bangers chap that's responsible, along wi francies worming topic , i could go on, but I'm near passing out here
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    Hows it going pal, , have you had it removed, a bloke did mine , he asked me to give a slight cough then he yanked it out , god knows what was on the end of it , but I've not bin the same since,, then he affixed a tap, it'so when you feel the urge to go, you turn the tap on, so as ya not pissing all ower shop, i.bet you've got one on,, anyways. Happy pissing
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    Excuse me chaps, a tad off topic but , has anyone heard from. Jok today, only.he.had his catheter.removed today, and i need to.uncross my legs, thank.you
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    Oh i say sir, it's. Arse wipe now, eh innit
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    Starmer

    iworkwhippets replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    What in god's name are you rambling on about,,
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    So who would you have voted for mitre, who's out there eh we any guts, for me there is only one saviour for our , country, afore it's taken over.by foreigners eh, it's not far off, or is it to late , Diane abbot, remember , her, the lady who.put her shoes on wrong feet, she's got plenty of followers ,
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    There's one that pays my garden in the middle of the night, and drops one , I'm thought they covered them. up.when they are finished, it's taking the piss o think, then there's one that sits out my front door and it won't budge.till i let it in, i don't mind, but if i bend down to stroke it, I'm.sure the bugger would have me
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    Look pal, take it from.me I've had the same, don't worry about any discomfort , there isn't any, and i guarantee once the tube is out, you will.be pissing like a goodun
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    Morning gentlemen, well I'm back with the use of my left arm thank.god, nurse came yesterday , removed my sling, and took the drain out, so as the title says, I'm good to go on this beautiful frosty morning
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    RIP owd lad,
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    Let's not forget the maggots
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    Shame on you bosun, , let me put it in writing for you, the chap found this dead rat in the gutter, riddled wi maggots, he was that hungry and not of sound mind, he immediately sunk his rotten teeth into the varmint, guts piss n cacky rolling down his weatherd face he thoroughly enjoyed it , so there you have sir
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    Hello, you peaked when ya next door neighbour threatened give you a good hiding, fer putting that fence up encroaching his side , eh o don't forget, no dementia here ,
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    Ok.francie my son, sorry i can't stop, I'm.on my moby to the vets , I've ran out of drontal. Keep well my online pal
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    There's not much in this troubled.world that shocks me and it's not for me or anyone.else to judge the man into how he ended up in the gutter, nobody gives a fcuk about him, and clearly he has given.up on life, let's make America great again my arse
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