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  1. Spent most of 2023, In n out of two different hospital, apart from 1 white British nurse, that I can remember the rest black other nurses, from foreign parts, some didn't give a monkies about you you were just a number and then you get the odd few that care , at night time, the night staff would congregate , fer a chat, one particular night, shortly after my surgery I had to pull the emergency cord , I waited n waited, had to.pul it again, till.someone finally came, anyway holy, all the best for ya mum
  2. Ha ha ha ha , eh, I've just fell off Stanley crapper reading that , ya couldn't make it up , it's a bloody good job I've ordered mi fibrolaytor, I'm down fer a clutcher reading this, please seek the help of a chiropodist lol , or some opodist ,
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    Soz, that's fer goly
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    Now I like my grub, in fact I'm just about get mi frying pans out, but even I.couldnt eat that, did you use duckhams
  5. Neh mind effin Romans, I've been on this planet, a lot longer than folks on here , and I've bin all over damn shop, read my lips, there are no big cats out in the wilds, now stop.talking silly buggers , and let me get on wi mi pobs.
  6. Wankering, GOD knows what you get up to.with that bible , thou shalt not toss thissen off
  7. Lol, well Iook I mean this chap Popeye tug boat Charlie or whatever, didn't you chaps read about his episode in the middle of the night, where his boat went adrift , and he woke up.next.morning in another county, eh how can you sleep through that, I wake up on the night of I even break wind , I'm.going fer a lie down I am
  8. Eh, look, I've just ordered missen a defibrillator, I'm going to end up.having clutcher reading some of the shite on here
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    Resistance bands, Ive not long used one affixed to.my door, helped me recoup from.my op, as fer diet, I'm to owd do owt about that now, I love my grub to much
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    I can vouch for that, exercise, now a few weeks ago, I had to rock missen daft getting up.out my chair, but now, I'm up.in.a couple of rocks, clutching my mars bar
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    Now being a northerner , I like a nice pie, in fact i.like two pies, but I've noticed just recently whilst sat on the bog abluting my bum.cheeks overhang the bog , so In future it's just the one pie fer me with extra chips eh I'm.all.there up top.
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    I remember as a lad in the 50 s, beef dripping butties straight from chip.pan, eh , get on we it, I'm.81 in may,
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    Got the all clear with my latest scan n blood tests last week, and with spring on the way, plus the good news, I'm feeling great, to be honest, I exercise a lot, and believe it or not, I hardly ever sleep, I'm hyper active, exactly 4 35 I was up this morning, shower and breakfast, and boy can I put it away, a spud more than a pig, more exercises , think positive, well I try to, I can pass through the eye of a needle we a whippet under my arm, stroke serviver , cancer, amputations, I'm still standing, i will kick the bucket when I'm.ready, it's a beautiful day here, and with a happy heart,i sha
  14. Week after week, month after month, I read statements like this, I will put it short Paulus,, what we have now in this country, will only get worse , what with our own scum, and we have plenty, we let these bilge rats in , and we are scared to do owt about it, apart from moan.on.forums and hide behind closed doors hoping things will get better, well they won't, hey up, there more boatloads have arrived
  15. Now then, how do I check the light goes out when I close my fridge door, I thank you
  16. I pay bugger also, cos I'm on a day release card, so I'm.exempt, but we are British, and have a good old moan ,and do.as were told, sit behind the.curtains and pay up, either that or like that silly bugger on here bashes both his bible n.rubber doll. Eh tha what
  17. Very windy here this morning, had me up early, my fault, I had a really hot curry last night
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    The DWP , if they suspect fraud, can access anyone's account , revolut or whatever
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    £6, in the bank, how true, and don't think fer 1 minute you can tell fibs about your bank account, the DWP know exactly how much there's in there ,not suggesting anyone on here would lie
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    Look pal, been there done it, if the lady won't do it as you say, then simply tell her, do it for YOU,she's your wife and best friend, she's in a rut , DOCTOR
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    Hopefully isn't good enough Francie, or the answer , the woman is struggling, she needs to see a doctor,
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