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iworkwhippets

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  1. Looks ABEL. to me pal, , yes no, I'll get mi coat
  2. Owt interesting , I should be so lucky, Streatham mate, skin clinic, a follow up to my ops,
  3. Will be you say , I was in London yesterday, just for a few hrs, it's ended alright, I'm just fortunate enough when Britain was in deed great, but I could also see where things where going wrong, thanks to those in power, I could go on, but what's the point,
  4. eeee, eh, them wuh days , and money.back on yer empties
  5. Born 1944, I sure do remember it, in fact, any visitors come my place, that's what they get,,
  6. You only live once matey, yes ridiculous prices all round these days, I'm up.early cos I'm off to London with my daughter later today, shes gonna coste a fortune, I couldn't give a monkies , cos she's worth it.
  7. Well, I've been propositioned a few.times In my life , but nowt.as forward as that, ya dirty.little bugger, ,
  8. Anybody passing my abode, more than welcome to a proper cup of coffee, made to ya liking, I like mine made we all.milk, 1 sugar, stirred anti clockwise, eh, gentleman or what , cost to you, bugger all
  9. £4, , fer a cup of coffee, dear god above, look when i first got married, I could pay 2 weeks rent.on my council house.fer.that kind of money, wi change, fer a packet of number 10
  10. Pbs America on now
  11. Hey up pal, that castor oil your using, sling it in the bin matey and get some of this, BATANA. OIL, Ive just bowt some from Holland n Barret, eh, I will keep thee informed
  12. Eh, ang on cocker, brains of a sloth , who's sat on a dog forum. talking silly buggers , what's he sat on, billions of dollars
  13. Mine clocks 80, reading some of the topics on here, francies topic about castor oil fer hair growth, I nearly had.a clutcher, his drontal.topic fer cancer,I clutched , and please, don't ask me how many rubber dolls you can fit in a morris minor, I'm.still.working that.out ,
  14. They saw you coming our clegworthy charging you,£700, for that kind of money, you can get thissen a 1965 morris minor wi 4 brand new tires, eh, we a decent sized little boot, fit an efoldi in, no need to thank me, I.like helping folks out
  15. Eh, there's more tread on stool samples rubber dolls
  16. Don't.flatter thissen, it's chaps like me folks get hard on, he's seen that fantastic pic of me, Lindy hopping round my garden , eh wots thow say
  17. I've been given a new lease of life pal, thank you
  18. I used to enjoy top gear when clarkson may n Hammond did it, I'm a reliant robin type of person missen
  19. Cracking time of the year is this, everything is coming to life, including missen, I really do appreciate, nature, it's a beautiful day here today, I've got bees, wasps, and butterflies swarming around my newly planteds, blue tits nesting just outside my lounge door, I've nearly got my health back , well i.manage, simple pleasures in life and gratefull that's me
  20. My exact thoughts pesky, the thing is though, and I've quoted this before, several.members or should I say saddos, have built there lives around thl, lovely sunny morning wall to wall. blue skies here also, I'm.off out, ta ta
  21. Hey up.dildo , I was going to suggest asking ya next.door neighbour, but you.dont want another good hiding eh
  22. Nope , it won't fcuk the forum, entirely the opposite, it's topics, or should I says, shite like this that keep the hunting life ticking over, innit, right I'm going down to shop fer my popcorn fer tonight,, How's Bolton by the way , I remain your sexual deviant, and rubber doll mounter
  23. Eh, well I must say how very rude of you , you orrible little man, I won't say any more unless I'm provoked, , eh, so, until then, if you've out else say about me. Go f**k mop
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