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iworkwhippets

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  1. All germinated in the finest of raw sewage
  2. Now look, may I remind you all, VICTORY IN EUROPE,, millions fallen so that you can sit on forums moaning, and to.whom eh, a handful of doggy lads, once again I say as the sensible one on this forum, OUTSIDE, is the place you need to place ya grievances, innit eh to the powers that be, now then, what are you folks doing to honour our fallen eh, apart from.moan on here , as for me, I've organised a street party ,, but ang on, nobody wants to come cos it's me. Eh,
  3. What in tarnation is that, I've seen summat similar growing on Elsie's lavatory walls
  4. Hello there Francie, the hunting life's gentleman, now then lad, how's the.castor oil going, any new hair growth , follicles.
  5. That's ok.i.will.visit her, save her a journey, just tell her, Leave her back door open , eh back door
  6. Lol, you won't believe this but I don't lie , guess, what I've got on my lap right now. .. , A box of maltesers
  7. No thank you very much, he couldn't navigate those canals, we put running aground, he's not safe on land, who in their right mind dives into the nearest bed of nettles fer s slash eh,
  8. With Robbie Cummings, I always try watch this programme, and today, I've watched him cover my old territory, of Staffordshire, he covered all the parts I have covered on foot with my owd faithfull pal Nell, brought back some really good memories, leek., stone, and many more , middle port, Newcastle under Lyme, harecastle,
  9. I remember him,didn't he ask online if anyone's got a spare turd, or was it toad
  10. Lol, his dad's bag, I'm near gobbing up.here, I won't get that out mi thoughts now,
  11. Load of bollocks, you sad 8 days 25 HR day wait for him.to come online, sad but true innit I've got.chicken wings in the oven must go
  12. Bung me your address, and I will send thee a few packs,
  13. Hey up dampers lad, you just put the mobile down and watch were ya going, neh mind looking fer nettles ,don't want you running aground again
  14. Now then, over last couple of years, I've bin jabbed we all sorts, here theer and everyweer, nowts gone wrong wi me
  15. So no one's seen him then
  16. It's true though innit, folks that keep harping on about the.side affects, they want best for themselves n family, but faint at the sight of a needle, it won't bother the likes of damp patch, it's orifices we him, and lets not forget , mchull , clopydogrel coming out his lugholes, he's still standing. And so am I eh
  17. Rat droppings , had anyone seen him online lately
  18. I wouldn't be knowing about that Francie, but what I do know is that the majority that didn't get the jab, are shit scared of the needle,
  19. Bonkers spouts a pile of shite, he doesn't buy cheap fags, he doesn't buy curries he makes his own, he doesn't visit paki shops, no.he doesn't cos his wife.does, , ask him were he bowt that red mite infested pekin robin from, we a pile of shite plastic bird cage fronts from, neh mind I'll tell ya, China
  20. Cunter, bonkersnmash, stop.making yaselves look the cnuts you are , I will.do.that for ya
  21. Eh, not that kind of mug you incestual. A mug of Tetley
  22. Now then damp patch, whilst you were out ya mind, this morning , with whatever you chose to bung up.any available orifice, I was doing just that, eh, hellooooo
  23. Now stop living in ya dream world, you can only exist, as long as there.is weed, or Columbian available,, and a bed of nettles
  24. I'm watching it now with a mug
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