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iworkwhippets

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  1. said it afore and I will say it again, I would rather log onto this forum than go feken pictures , 10 outa ten fer entertainment,,, I thank you
  2. look lads im dropping off to sleep wi boredom here, and I need to inspect the back of my eyes pacey pacey. but think sensibly like I do, its ok plonking ya muts down wi sheeplets, but they dunna no they are friendly eh results stress n all that goes we it,
  3. well ill be buggered, you've done it again raymondo, a simple topic sheep n fekin lambs, going down bank, a nice change from the virus topic, one guy on your other topic told me, piss off u old fart, well im just about to do that with my evening constitutional walk up the road, so to him I say, go fcuk a large Tibetan yak,
  4. Ray was clearly goaded and acted accordingly, I will not tolerate the elders of this forum to be abused, would someone like to abuse me please?
  5. hey up, I turn my back fer 5 mins and look what happens, tear his left leg off ray and daub his face wi soppy end, I will not tolerate this behaviour, civility costs nowt, any? more of it, and I will have no option but to close this forum down
  6. hes done his job, give the jill some peace and take him out, he will always be wanting to give her a good seeing to
  7. ive just had a thought lol eh its just my luck to survive this fekin lot, and end up filling in that dirty big hole ive dug for missen round the back, do you know, the last person I spoke to eh,,,,,,,,, missen
  8. well im not prepared to take much more of this isolation, im sat here and its like a babys arm, ive just stuck mi head out the front bedroom window, and owd Gladys is waving to me, ok shes got her teeth in soak and wearing her willies, eh couldn't give a monkies
  9. fancy a shag lol don't believe I said that, sense of humour eh, we need it more than ever now
  10. always been able to face facts Ray good or bad, at the moment im living I a dream world, thing is ive not been the same since that stroke, and to top it off a bad fall on the 26th January, I even lost teeth that night, im not moaning, simply answering your question, so as much as id like a dog, those days are gone, im really unsteady on my pins, im waiting to be seen up the hospital, I have the appointment , but cos of this virus its on hold, im just hoping folks adhere to this lock down, and heres were my dream world kicks in, no chance, they will be out there, f**k everyone else ya get a tad
  11. now you just listen to me raymondo, I happen to be your typical English gent, and if that good lady wife of yours any assistance, of any description, then im your man, im currently tending an old dear up the street, Gladys, she can vouch for me
  12. fine by me, I will strap him to my back then
  13. Hey up Ray, hope you are bearing up, dunna pay to much attention to these doctor know it all kildares on here, when this lots over, and ive filled in the hole on my back garden, hows about I nip down yours and we will go clubbing, eh me n thee, nobody daddy dances like me ?
  14. Tell u lot summat else to, should I live to see this lot through, owd gladlys up street, varicose veins up to her piles or not. she will be getting a visit from me ehh
  15. I cant take much more of this misery, its driving me to that dirty big hole ive dug for missen in the back garden,, but, im not quite ready yet, ive just done a shop, and theres lots of goodies to shift first , eh im not daft
  16. effin terrible is that, I remember many years ago, I was out wi dog on my permission, eh those were the days, anyways in the distant I spotted this sheep, a huge bugger, really mangled up in barbed wire, but for me to get at it,i had to trespass, summat ive never done, anyways, I gets to it and the bugger was thrutchin and buckin all over the place, I could see the stress in the poor buggers eyes, I managed to free it, but I got a kickin
  17. lol I fel fer that one eh, keep well my friend
  18. you cant win with folk like that, supposed to be setting an example, I dread weekend, our own prime minister on his back, were is the respect for our fellow men
  19. and folks are wondering, what sort of a world will we we be living in, once this lots over, cant see things getting any better in my lifetime, but in all honesty, I couldn't give a fek about me, the future world I envisage doesn't interest me, in fact this doesn't, you will all revert back to your normal selves, its human nature
  20. don't think so mate, come into the real world, its a dog eat dog world out there look after number 1mnot saying we all the same, but us decent ones are in a minority
  21. its bound to happen ray, folks wont put up with being locked away much longer, I can see riots and debauchery on a massive scale looming. I went shopping this morning, folks were within inches of me in the shop, nowt but gloom n doom on the way,
  22. how do I cope, im fecked if I no, to late for me, ive completely lost it, im stood in a fekin big hole here I dug missen eh is there any help for me, ?
  23. lol ya bringing back some happy times there pal, I remember it well. good owd days
  24. fekin hell that's touched my very being has that my friend, how very true
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