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  1. iworkwhippets
    Well its 3 am, and here I am straddling a mirror, what on earth for you may ask, cos that's the way I insert my supposotoris, I cant believe the amount of hair up the old anal, I hope ive brightened up your day, enjoy you breakfast
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    owd on just let me read that again,,, put your lady on line immediately Boris indeed, u cant go running about the fields shouting Boris,,, only joking matey, nice looking dog, have fun,,,, gerrin ya box boris
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    what in tarnation is an iphone. look I may be a wrinkly, but im with it, I have a dorro phone we a pull out aereol pay as u go, but I cant find were to insert my money in the phone
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    I had a bad fall in January, think I told you about it, ive not been the same since. I couldn't give a donc Daniel
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    and that's without it bending
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    im crackin u here lads, you will have to put up with me or ban me ive just looked down twixt my thighs, im proud to no missen
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    ang on theres more...... in my youth, I work down mosley common pit back in Lancashire, on my way up from the seam and into the showers, only t be greeted with an industrial bar of soap rammed up my jacksie, eh nowt wrong wi that and and ,,,, I was the only collier there that could balance a large pit towel on the end of my chopper
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    just realised sin im all on my own here now, when ive had a bath, there is no need for me to get dressed the privacy of my home and all that, thing is, ive only just realised how big the limb on my body is. eh
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    me me me me, ive got one for you, irregular bowel movements and treatments, eh
  10. iworkwhippets
    Tibetan yak cross pit bull id be happy wi that
  11. iworkwhippets
    id give out fer a pup right now as im back on my feet, to late now with this stay at home lark, im not going mental, I am mental. eh fek it take me now im ready,
  12. iworkwhippets
    I had one delivered from the hospital last week, its a zimmer frame I need eh, turned out nice again lol
  13. iworkwhippets
    cos of this virus, for last night I awoke with a horrible sweat, for I dreampt I had commited troilism with Margaret Rutherford. and phylis diller but they are both dead
  14. iworkwhippets
    is it still ok for me to self masterbate?
  15. iworkwhippets
    underlying health problems, sit back and cop fer this, varicose veins up to my piles, arthritic , terrible migraines, loss of hearing, my eyesights going, bells palsy, flatulence, with slight follow throughs, im half dead dead already eh
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    and quite right to, how can I get in touch we him, I thank you
  17. iworkwhippets
    I will have the one with the red collar,
  18. iworkwhippets
    Bung one over here
  19. iworkwhippets
    nowt wrong wi them pal, good luck with em
  20. iworkwhippets
    caught my eye to, oh go on then I will have it
  21. iworkwhippets
    crackers those are matey, all the best with em
  22. iworkwhippets
    A very kind gesture Ray, and bet they welcomed it to, I shake your hand from afar, keep well
  23. iworkwhippets
    just had a ride down to one of my permissions, brought back some happy times, the fresh air was lovely, sun belting down on my pate, anyways lovely country lanes, birds singing, turned a bend, a dirty big double bed strewn across the lane, I didn't know wether to jump in or not,
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    fek off, im not ready yet,ive got 4 packs of tunnocks choccy bics to shift yet
  25. iworkwhippets
    So certain members of society are going to get a letter shortly, so I reckon I fall into that category ,im hoping they enclose a goodbye tablet, or at least give me the offer, im of no use to society now, no worries ive been in that frame of mind sin my lady passed last September, If I should survive, I can see no future im fast approaching octo genarism , fek it im not even sad writing this, reason being its a fact
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