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iworkwhippets

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  1. while im here lads, im wondering what to do for lunch, any ideas
  2. 2 regular bowel movements here per day, early in the morning on awakening, last one about 6 ish, always a good rich brown in colour, I dunna bother with bog rolls, newspaper carefully cut to size to suit my anal opening, im happy wi that
  3. Thanks for that matey, sense of humour, that's what I like, made me laugh, summat I don't do much of these days, now heres my humour, I honestly couldn care less if I woke up in the morning rigormortissed to fcuk, and heaving with maggots, and I can smile as I type this, a gallon of 4 star and a box of swan vestas at my side, side, just se fire to me, job done
  4. Well I hope it dunna get me just yet, went morrisons this morning, got stocked up
  5. still got a double tier ferret hutch in my shed, if I remember rightly, Neil b said he would fix me up with some kits, I will keep you updated,
  6. just been back to check the property over, and yes it will do for me, back n front gardens fenced off, crackin view at the back, overlooking farmland, cattle freely roaming about, should I get a dog, just chuck it over the fence to livestock train, they wont let me inside yet till its done up, talking to the neighbours, they say get in there and good luck, cant wait to move, never this place again thanks
  7. Just been offered a bungalow its in my village, but away from my address so as I don't see this place anymore, it will be fully modernised , gardens back n front, overlooking farmland the housing association, will take care of my move , and all the support they can offer, there words not mine, thought id post on here, no one else to tell, and maybe I can think about a dog now thanks
  8. wasn't going to reply to this Sid, reason being I seem to be doing nowt but moan n winge, but thing is, on top of my stroke which left me unstable, in January I had a bad fall, I think the post is on here somewhere, anyhow it really set me back, im no spring chicken, so wasn't fit to take up anyones help of a mooch out, but im getting there with the help of a lady from duggy mac, she came yesterday that my help fro her is coming to an end, and quite rightly so, ive got to stand on my own 2 feet, but Ruth passed last September, and now im literally on my own, no one ever comes here, but maybe c
  9. one of my favourite sayings is that, over 50s put em to sleep, well listen up, im 75 do what you will with me im pissed of wi life, lost 2 wives, brother, sister, mum, dad, sat here on my own, no dog, no ferrets, had a bad fall lost a tooth, ive only got 5 left, bit my tongue in the fall, black eye, hurt my back. [BANNED TEXT] a feckin miserable existence eh
  10. crackin pics as always Dave, and good luck with the breeding
  11. How come you've been cooped up matey, hope everything is ok, bin cooped up missen for a while, 26th January, I got up of the couch about 2 am to make a cup of tea next min im on the floor id passed out for some reason, split my forehead open, bitten my tongue and lost a tooth, I had to use superglue to stop the bleeding, now as for hunting and killing, must be an age thing, cos those days are done for me, not that I cant manage to get myself out, theres grey squirrels visit my garden daily, I stand n watch em feed, I enjoy it, I sorely miss a dog, but more so human company, I will stop now im
  12. Doesn't work Micky, should I keep on trying
  13. nowt wrong wi chicken matey, if they dunna want it, bung it over to me I will get the chip pan out
  14. out in the fresh air, and giving your dog and yourself some exercise, nice pic
  15. ive just booked missen in fer a couple of weeks, no one to answer to here, thank you
  16. couldn't give a monkies flange
  17. Well done Trev, pleased for you
  18. Told my lady who passed after being together for nearly 30 years, I wouldn't be long behind her, im still here, sad, scared. lonely. heartbroken, im a coward cant do it, ive let her down
  19. got yourself a cracker there matey, well turned on, pleased for you,
  20. cancelled sky tv when my lady passed, company for her, I was paying around £40 a month, only last week sky rang me, offered me the same package of what I could afford, no thank you a load of crap , as for a tv licence I phoned them , told em my age, cancelled my direct debit, not heard nowt since
  21. pleased for her mate, all the very best to you all
  22. im just about to start on my second meat pie, anybody fancy it
  23. as long as they leave my rear entry alone, couldn't give a monkies
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