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iworkwhippets

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  1. Macron is looking after his own, number 1 way of the world, dog eat dog
  2. And you my friend, and everyone else, im literally on my own here, nobody is going to come knocking on my door so im off to the shop
  3. Every right to be scared now my friend, just watching the news, oh dear?
  4. been checking that site out myself, I was offered a pup from a member off here, I want a bitch, he only has the one, pets4homes have a litter on now £850. I would have to don my plastic mac and put myself on hanley bus station on Friday night to be able to afford thati will keep searching, good luck with your pup
  5. cant believe the number of times ive fell of my chair in hysterics reading all this misery, I including my own posts, shortage of bum fodder lol, look anyone struggling to wipe there backside, gimmee a shout, I will do it fer a tenner, eh lol, with my bare hands
  6. year 1950, lol Friday nights sat in kitchen with my father, cutting newspaper up into decent size squares for anal wipes lol, then hung in the outside bog on a nail, im still doing it now, cutting up newspaper that is,
  7. This country will be in a right mess once this lots over, folk will soon revert back to their own ways, nowt will change, dog eat dog. as for me, well its a lovely day here, sun on my back doin some gardening, I got carried away thinking about this virus, so dug missen a fekin big hole, things get out of hand fer me, I can just chuck missen in,
  8. Rang my local dogs home yesterday to see if I need an appointment to view, no just turn up between 11 n 4, he says, so that's out the question
  9. Dr just rang me, hes looking into the matter for me, and will be in touch, keep myself to myself at the moment, stay indoors he says,
  10. ive had no bog rolls here fer yonks, im just using sheets of wet n dry I found in the shed
  11. folks worse off than me, I was only saying to myself last night Italy is having it rough, it just isn't going to stop there, Boris, dunna no what day it is, see a difference in 3 month
  12. last saw a doctor on the 28th feb at his request, im just a bit unsteady on my feet sin my stroke, anyways he told me, I will see you on the 20th March, and that he would ring me, summat told he wouldn't I just sensed it, so while I was doing my shopping this morning, I called in at the surgery to remind em on, this young lady was outside the surgery, she told me, oh that doctor isn't in today what would you like me to do, eh I walked away in disgust, she shouts, I will get another doctor to ring you
  13. just been down Tesco express. and co op shelves empty, not even a tin of beans
  14. got my bike out and had a ride out afore I go mental, im 3 parts there now.streets empty , more life in my local church yard
  15. at least you will get paid my friend, unlike me, just think positive, you will be ok
  16. was out the front this morning, some fresh air, this neighbour confronts me saying I should be inside, its the law, eh. fec it
  17. I know im a moaning old git, just ignore my post, im just letting off steam, im hoping to be moving house shortly, so im stuck in for the time being, ive messaged that bloke over the pup
  18. I will be 76 may 3rd, ive been up since 3 30, made some breakfast, whats the point, had a wash n shave, whats the point, im after a dog for company, whats the point, bills need paying, whats the point, car wants taxing end of month, whats the point, mot is due, whats the point, ive tried to think positive, but im all in, nobody ever calls,
  19. Hanging fire on that one pal, I shall be moving shortly, but thanks
  20. well for starters, theres only me normal, im a stroke victim, im doin ok . but went down my doctors this morning, for my prescription, closed until further notice. 2 outside health companies who occasionaly come out to see how im doing, both of em phoned me up, sorry keith, cannot come to visit you until further notice, cos of the virus, should have gone to a meeting in next village meeting up with like minded people, bereaved and lonely folks, like me, phoned me Saturday, meeting banned, I walk the streets, empty. and wheres the community spirit, none here , coronaviurus wont get me, I will g
  21. Been searching for a dog keep me company, jack russel pup pets4homes £800, I will fester along on my own thank you
  22. all gloom n doom innit eh, im just wondering if its worth washing my underwear, therers 1 pair in the washing basket, and the pair im wearing now, are ready to walk off my back
  23. You have all got to keep your chins up folks, just like you told me over my problems, and thanks for that, as for me. ive recovered, but im not the same old keith, up at 4 35 today, I say to myself, what the f**k do I do now, so I went to make a brew, then remembered id no milk, lies back down on the couch with my thoughts, gets back up, and puts the washer on, goes and has a bath, n shave, I ask myself what for, whats the purpose, where am I going today, who can I talk to, I tell you what lads, im just getting ready to go out for lunch, if at any time I contract this virus, then so be it, no
  24. was talking to an owd mate of mine at lunchtime, over my steak pudding . chips n sloppits, he was on about places being shut down cos of this virus, what about massage parlours he asks, oh I dunno mate I says, ive never used em. and at £90 for an hour, feck that off, so ive advised him as friend, to self masterbate, eh, am I a mate or what. oh, and please wash your hands afore you reply
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