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iworkwhippets

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  1. Iive been on Colchester borough council housing list since June 2020 , i received a telephone call from them this afternoon they have offered me housing, nothing to keep me here, and i shall be nearer my daughter , im just getting quotes now on removals i shant be taking much, as im downsizing , ive managed 1 quote of nearly a grand , the amount of stuff i shall be taking would fit in a transit van im 76 a new lease of life somebody is looking down on me
  2. Just watched a tribute to sabine shmitz the lady racing driver who appeared on top gear only 51 a lovely bubby person passed away earlier this year a lovely lady another one succumbs to the horrible disease rip
  3. come on then dunna stop cos im on board
  4. Tried calling my whippet of one or two risky chases, heart in my mouth sometimes, and eyes closed but she survived , only to succumb to cushings , cracking worker lived for work and so i put work in front of her ,,, sorry im rambling now
  5. I shave every day, and for quite a while now ive hovered blade in hand shall i shant i shave my pate to the marra perhaps one day
  6. summats going wrong up top we her, i make better noises in the bath
  7. my back garden is full of sparrows , hacking there guts up
  8. Should have listened to good owd enoch powels speech 196os was it , we did nowt constructive then, us brits are that way inclned , to late now im afraid
  9. fcuk me eh, anyone fancy a warm cheesa n onion pasty
  10. Went mad, and had to be shot
  11. I would have called on the assistance of Bird Ray, or Socks off here let them get stuck in cos they strike me as hard men, and if they couldnt handle the situation , then thats where i come in, and boy can i just run
  12. God almighty theres some mouthwatering dishes on here, a credit to you all, dont suppose any of you fancy a lodger im very domesticated just a tad slow in the kitchen, i will list my foibles if need be
  13. should have said she hobbled back indoors on three legs
  14. when my Nell was diagnosed with cushings , she swelled like terrible, but no pain or discomfort , not that i could see anyroads, then one day early morning, i let her go outside fer a wee, i watched her like a hawk, i only had her best interest at heart, she came back indoors i picked her up took her the vets, that was it, no way on gods earth was i willing to let her suffer for my selfishness, i didnt want to part with her pure and simple, so terry you say the lump isnt getting any bigger, so heres your answer, just keep your eyes on him, hang on if he dereorates you will know
  15. Div. knob, whatever did it really need 4 coppers to arrest him
  16. Just the job mate , well pleased for you
  17. Nice bitch is that mate, not long been back from dog kennels, absolutely heaving
  18. oh come on mate, it makes for good viewing just look how many members click onto the topic when things start to get a bit naughty ,
  19. choose whatever topic you like mate, just ignore the person thats getting up your back, much better than lowering yourselves calling one another c**ts, pricks, telling them to f**k off ignore button
  20. Said it before, but when a topic resorts to name calling, effin n blinding , its time to hit the ignore button, cos some of you are getting that wound up, your gonna give yourself a heart attack, slaggin of folks youve never even met childish
  21. Any going spare mate there's bugger all on TV
  22. Stop the world and let me get off fcuk it
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