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iworkwhippets

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  1. Only 51 poor soul, its a terrible disease
  2. Yeh I remembet her on top gear that's awful news rip
  3. well im going back some years now in fact i think i did post the topic on here but i had a gas check done at my home, the gas man asked if he could use my toilet, sure i said , anyhow a while later my lady shouts, come here keith and look at this, fekin hell it filled the pan, i told the gas man about it , and he went back upstairs we a plunger, and to this day im sure theres teeth marks in my bathroom door
  4. I wait for your write ups n clips matey, im practicaly with you when your out wi dogs , i used to love working the hedgerows with my Nell she gave her all and i was happy with that
  5. Brought back happy memories for me Trev thats just hjow i used to work with my Nell, missed more than she copped but when she copped made my day
  6. Went out to my back garden earlier on to feed the birds, sewage all over the place and what a stink, the force of the back log lifted the manhole cover off ive had this problem a few years back, so before i called out the council i had a go myself, i have rods, so i got stuck in, buckets of water and a good rodding, and whoosh job done wet wipes all over my garden, and turds , well all as can say, who ever passed the buggers must be inhuman , all cleaned up now with a little help from a neighbour
  7. Has max been on this morning
  8. owd Ray, not seen him for a while
  9. The only reason those two coppers are giving the knee, which makes me feel like throwiing up, is to stop the crowd from surging forward it only takes one of em to break through that tin pot barrier and the rest would follow, so them coppers dont give a monkies about any bodies lives black or white, the groveling gets looking after number one
  10. Nice one Kev, thats a lovely gesture
  11. you no how to roll you do Rich, lol, but its the same fer me, only i can stretch it out till about 7 ish, then its on the settee i go, close my eyes and thats me gone
  12. couple of lady botty bashers live just up the road from me very pleasant ladies
  13. Snatch at the moment my friend is the furthest thing on my mind, i just dont wanna get involved ive lost two wives now i couldnt handle losing someone else
  14. Been on my own now sin my lady passed RIP RUTHY now every monday morning without fail this lady care suppert worker rings me up hows it going keith, not to bad i says, a bit lonely just like thousands more out there , she asked me if i would like to be put in touch with a like minded lady lost her husband a while back, would it be ok if i pass on your telephone number so you can chat to her perhaps meat up for a coffee/ now as lonely as i am along with thousands of others out there i politely said no
  15. cheers matey, i just get stressed out silly old fool i am, but thats me, im my own worst enemy,
  16. Went back to the surgery this morning to return the monitor, the nurse then hooked up my readings on her computer, i thought i may have to wait until a doctor had seen the results and was on my out, she said hang on a moment, i need to show the readings to the doctor, she came back, all is well mr s...y
  17. lol thats the one matey thank you, that ginger feker clyde
  18. Now then, that billionaire, im sure she starred in a film wi clint eastwood
  19. lol hes a lad is owd jim, hes bang on, the worlds in a reet fekin state
  20. wouldnt have given him a seond look if he wasnt royalty, and ive seen a better head of hair on a rats back, oh i he will get dumped
  21. All wired up till tomorrow morning, Francie, ive already been googling , ive got bot fly infestation ?
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