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iworkwhippets

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  1. Who gives a monkies flange, whats her breeding, a cracking lady, sorely missed around the world, end of an era, never to be replaced, im just watching tele whilst doing other things, its terrible, what a world we are living in right now, threats of war, utility bills, throught the roof, pandemics, i could go on n on, RIP MADGE , GO JOIN YA HUBBY
  2. Called in mcdonalds earlier today for a fillet o fish, n fries, that will be £4 79 sir, not to me mate i says, £1 99, how do you make that one out he says, he had never heard of it, so i shows him my phone, which told him i had down loaded from the mcdonalds website, filled in the survey, and they in return sent me a 5 digit passcode, which entitled me to pay, £1 99 , normal price £ 4 79 ,, he didnt like it one bit , couldnt care less , so every trip i make to mcdonalds, its £1 99 fer me
  3. its a cracking pup is that matey, nicely built , i like her a lot, goof luck we her
  4. she cant go yet, she hasnt kniighted me fer coming on here wi you lot, lol
  5. out of order is that pal, keep comments like that to yourself
  6. Kwasi kwarteng, he's just walked into number ten, we will be awreet now lads
  7. Filthy swine, send her to me, I will give her deportation
  8. i think the nearest one to me mate, is in bury st edmunds, which is quite adrive away fro me, but thanks for your concern, give yourself a pat on the back
  9. bit of a shifty bugger he is, but i liked him, he was stabbed in the back by his own,
  10. Its all down bank from now on, in fact this country fer one reason or another iis fecked, things havent been the same fer me sin theresa may, its the hump on her back as did , ive just had a cheque put into my bank account fer £80 to help with my food bills, eh, fer essex pensioners or summat, so now, ive the grand total of, £93 in my bank account, so im just off down the shops fer a loaf of bread , and a jar of jam, dont all cry at once, i will manage
  11. very decent of you , im sure your mam will enjoy,
  12. Nice one pal, even the dog looks pleased with herself
  13. dear god above , just look at that lot, honestly lads your dishes are a credit to u all, ive said this afore and i tell u no lie, ime salivating here , i can practically smell your dishes, whilst im here, how far up the pot do i fill with hot water, a pot fekin noodle
  14. Making missen a catty, why, cos every morning crack of dawn, a dove sits on the telegraph wires opposite my flat, giving it what for, it goes on and on, wakens me up, so tomorrow morning, im going to have a go at the bugger, and any more that happens along, i like shifting missen in the mornings when im ready
  15. look matey, dunna tell Arry this, but that lot puts his grub to shame,
  16. that will be the likes of me, look Ken, just bung it over to me, ive got a pack of plant based sausages go we it
  17. lol ya no i suffer from high blood pressure, i come on this forum read some the topics n replies, blood pressure shoots to normal
  18. Good age is that matey, proves its been looked after properly, nice clean cage to , shame when they go, i still miss my two
  19. Its true though innit mate, the only world we have, i never envisaged being happy again since my lady passed, and she was my second wife, but i am, i cant help what life has doled me out , i feel guilty sometimes fer being happy, but my daughter has been a great help to me in that aspect, .not lookin fer sympathy just answering you , and all the best to you Mackem
  20. Its a sick old world innit lads eh, but its the only 1 weve got, so enjoy, i love it i do
  21. eh, you wanna see some of the silly buggers around my parts, theres only me fekin normal.
  22. look a dog needs meat, now hen i had my Nell, sunday mornings around 6 ish, i used to go down the village and clamber, sometimes jump, lol over the butchers gate, loads of stuff take ya pick, and i did, filled a couple of sacks wi plenty of meat and even fish n eggs, eh, and i was in my 70s , dog was waiting fer me when i got home, she got well stuck in, meat and bone , right lads, catch ya later im doing breakfast
  23. Hello chaps, its only meeeee, those drinks are making my mouth water, ive a reet thirst, and im in the throws of doing missen a curry fer later, so i will be gaggin fer a drink. trouble is im a pensioner so my drinks come out the tap, eh, dunna get upset lads, i manage
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