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  1. iworkwhippets
    i always try behave missen, im 78 years of age, but in my head, im still a youngun, can u believe, ive been invited to a line dancing club tonight, fish n chip supper back at old gretchens flat afterwards whooooooooooooo doggyyyyyyyyyyyy
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    if you are going, thats all the anorak needed
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    ok matey, didnt mean to be rude, but 14 years, can u honestly tell me when she passes there wont be a single tear rolling down ya cheeks
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    well im not ashamed to say, i shed a tear when a member of my family had to be pit to sleep, Nell, a bloody good companion to me, and im not in a position to buy another, my doing , theres dog men, and theres dog men
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    cant be doin we all that hip hop crap, pants round there ankles, im a george formby type of guy, winifred atwell, joe loss, eh them were the days, me n doris nichols at bolton palladium, boy did we just cut the rug together, im cutting the rug now, ive just collapsed at the thoughts of me n doris
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    took the words right out my mouth Daniel, show some respect , a nine year old child ffs
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    fcuk mop ya barmy git
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    existing , not living
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    Couldn't give a monkies,what kind of meat it was ,if indeed it was meat, it was dam tasty,they asked me when I ordered if I would like the kebab dipped in there special sauce wi bits , yes I says, it never touched my sides
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    Tibetan yak, I don't fek about , I'm blowin now Francie lad
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    Compacted with grease ? and God knows what else matey, but I was famished
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    maguires on the bench, and hes asleep already fekin useles
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    eh, thanks fer that, i will have one later fer my supper
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    just ordered one , then settle down and watch liverpool thrash united, eh its a dirty greyt kebab ive ordered , from paki take away
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    one of many
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    my comp has has never been the same since ken put that picture up of him giving henry a seeing to
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    overdone the yorkshires my heaving bum cheeks Arry, i can actually taste n feel that gravy running down my chops, just look at those lovely roasts, i dunna go short of out mate, not that you are suggesting i do, my daughter sees to that, ive not long had a ready dinner from morrisons, roast beef n vegetables, and a yorkshire pud 2 for a fiver , eh, more goodnes in the packaging
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    Top man you are Arry my son, decent grub, you always make me salivate, and presentation to boot, you wont believe this, but not long ago i could turn my hand to most things in the kitchen , but ive lost it, shame really i like home cooked grub, i can just about manage a pot noodle
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    yes i forgot, hes even made his own bed out of pallets eh, good lad is our ken
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    yes i will second that, our ken can turn his hands to anything, ie damp patches, servicing henrys, a dab hand with chic peas, hedgerow cutting, termite breeding, bull frog just waiting fer the opportunity, drag him into its tank, and now guttering, , and lets not forget, his foxy friends, dunna think ive forgotten owt
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    Bung it in fer bullstrode ken,
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    Nice one bangers, i enjoy pics of your bird set up, nice clean environment, putting a smile on the lads face,
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    saddo kahn, hes a fukin idiot putting it bluntly, hes had the gall to critisise cressida dicko, no confidence in her eh, we voted all these toe rags in, pay the price now is [BANNED TEXT] i say, talking of prices, fuk me rigid, im doing a full montey here\ im on the verge of a heart attack at the prices
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    Thanks for that matey, like i said a character, no longer britain any more in my eyes. neh mind great britain , its a shithole
  25. iworkwhippets
    My apologies Thomas
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