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iworkwhippets

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  1. should have said, i put the water out for the birds
  2. Or lack of it, not had any here for weeks, so i keep a bowl full of water on my front garden for em. even the neighborhood cats are drinking it during the night, i catch the buggers when i come in from feeding my foxy friends, ive just been outside this min, and u cant see the water for wasps,
  3. im not feeling to good missen ken this morning,ive been doing some henrying, eh
  4. How's that bullfrog doing mate, has it not had a go at you yet, dragged you into its tank
  5. Crack me up you do kenneth, what with ya chic peas, damp patches, giving Henry the hoover a full service, and now this, it's ever likely going round the bend
  6. i will leave u all to it for now, Mandy from upstairs has just shouted down to me asking if i fancy a chinese, dunno about afters, so i will say ta ta fer now ?
  7. its the same with me Daniel, i burn off my grub afore ive even cooked it, im a bag of bones,
  8. yes Daniel, i thought we were mates to, smash ya face in, lol i was gonna send thee a voucher from gregs, entiitled you to a free pastie of your choice and drink, you can bugger off now ?
  9. ive posted this before , but many years ago, as a lad at school. on my way home if i had no money for the bus, i used to take a short cut up some back streets to get home, there was this black snout sticking out under this here gate, me being a dog lover fer as far back as i can remember, climbed on top of the gate see whats [BANNED TEXT], what i saw browt joy to my heart, a thumping great black greyhound type dog, so every day on my way home from school, or should i say state pen, an evil place, i used to see if the dog was still there, and hopefully waiting for me, cos it used to lick my ha
  10. brought a tear to my eyes has that my friend,
  11. , Dint normally view this section of thl, but glad I did this morning, I really enjoyed your write up of your pup, nice one matey good luck with her
  12. Boy could I have given that little cracker a good home in my time, and put the work. In front of it, good luck with it matey
  13. Just watching the news while doing breakfast, it's took a team of ladies to bring some joy ☺ to these miserable shores, it's what the country needs a tonic, brought a smile to millions
  14. To fekin right mate, good luck to the girls, they played well and played to win, South Gates lot don't give a monkies, they get a good packet win or lose, same as rest of most clubs
  15. Yes mate hopefully bring a little joy to us all, its what we all need , and Dido, yes its germany
  16. Got missen a large bottle of tizer and a doritos fer this afternoons match
  17. i enjoy all your days out mate, your pup is showing great potential, good luck with it
  18. England v Germany Sunday night, should be a good game, I'm looking forward to it, I shall be going shop later on splashing out on a bottle of tizer and a bag of doritos, might even stretch to a bag of werthers should my Meagre pension allow, see ya,
  19. Half ? time, Germany 1france 1 cracking game, I will now make my horlicks in time fer second half
  20. Couldn't give a monkies about the BBC. I've been enjoying watching the lionesess, they get stuck in, brings a bit of joy to our lives don't you agree, change from reading about mps fondling one another, monkey pox, covid, rising cost of living, sorry existing, looking forward to tonight's game with my bottle of lemonade, and bag of crisps
  21. Up at 4 this morning, had a ride out into the fields of west bergholt, dear god above, loads of fat healthy bunnies, just hope they will still be about come september of no use to me though, im half dead, no dogs or stinkers
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