Two English businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their 'soon-to-be' new store.
The store wasn't ready as yet, and had only a few
shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some
thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the
window and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure
enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek,
and in a broad Scottish accent asked,
'What are you selling here ?'
One of the men winked at the other, and replied, sarcastically,
'We're selling a