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Common beginner mistakes to avoid!
morton replied to Who let the dogs out!'s topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
A fecking net or a dirty slip rescues the reputation of many a useless jukel. -
Life throws us a fecking curve at times mucker,hope the bitch is OK and you get a pup to make it worth the shite.
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For fecks sake why?.You seem to be another on here that follows fecking fashions and owns little base in earnt knowledge/
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The only reason for that is because there is no longer the terrier expertise about now,the vast majority of folk about now would not have the working knowledge to own a Border/Lakeland and find it far easier to enter a terrier that is nearly idiot proof,yet owned by a majority of idiots.Black terriers are the salvation of the majority now and thats a fecking poor reflection of the nous of terrier folk about now.
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Common beginner mistakes to avoid!
morton replied to Who let the dogs out!'s topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
The biggest mistake with any lurcher enterer now is believing the shite spouted on sites like this,the average lurcher,owned by the average owner is responsible for the vast majority of lurcher work,don,t get into the mindset of nuggets and feckwit chancers that will make you believe that what they own is fecking superior,its just owned by a superior tinternet egoistic chancer.Graft the fecking thing and forget the tinternet nonsense,the majority on here could not keep a pig clean. -
No such thing as a straight beddy,such an animal never existed.The mutts in the picture are bred back to a red Fell you earlier mentioned,a breeding that warranted the folklore behind it,over 300 digs in one season etc.,etc.,etc.,the reality of that breeding is anything bred back from that outcross was directly bred to a Beddy bitch,then bred back to anything that threw to that Beddy bitch.The red Fell influence in my breeding is diluted with the Tilly influence that affects the working ethic of anything i own,Tilly was possibly the finest hunting terrier ive ever seen in the field and she was
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Was it bred in the north east?
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I heard an american drone wiped it out
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My grandaughter is 2,she takes the terriers out with me,the Akita and she bosses them all,she knows the name of ducks,crows and Pheasants and trees and flowers,im envious of your little bonny tyke because ive not had her fishing yet,well done bonny lass.
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Thats feck all,i had one ,mind you it was a red i found shivering and cold whilst i was after trout at Grassington,nurtured the fecking thing,kept it in the kitchen and my wife took a shine to it,she also had 3 marmosets in a run at the side of the lurchers,every day she would let the marmosets out and they followed her around the garden and bushes,with the squirrel in tow,the male marmoset was protective of the wife and bonded with her,the deluded twat,i came home from work one day and went for a romantic embrace and the fecking thing took a lump out of my lug and blood poured down my back,m
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my mate rescued a squiggel,he kept,fed and nurtured the fecking thing for 2 years and it lived happily in his bedroom away from his lurcher and terriers,you know where this is going now don,t you?one day his sister thought it needed a bath and accidently drowned the fecking thing.
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Don,t go there pal,throw it to the ferrets.
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The best do,the rest look for a trend to follow.
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The best working terriers i know have no known names behind their lineage and ill nearly guarantee that the terriers that are tested the most don,t have a known kennel behind them.The so called best bred and known mutts that are sold for dollar and not gifted are often a lesser terrier.It boils my piss when a lad as grafted his mutts for decades,never sold one and seldom bred a turd,cannot find a bitch to line to his honest jukel because it does not have a name behind it.
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I don,t mind giving a bad name to a justified cause,again ive judged shows in that area and can remember judging a Stobbard show and being incandescent with the lurchers in the ring,fecking poor is not an exaggeration.After the show a woman holding a stall congratulated me on my choice and asked me how hard was the show to judge because of the standard of the mutts in the ring,she had judged before and was slated because of her condemnation of the quality before her.Id rather state Bradford is the shits of lurcher ownership because i live in and know the area well,Bradford as nothing on the ge
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youve seen my bank balance
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I know a few good dogging lads,how they keep it up on a cold wintry night,with a fecking audience?.
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So you are a king and ive to be a squire?.
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Ive met my share of good uns from around that area and the biggest complaint they had was the fecking nuggets that portrayed that area in the wrong light,ill guarantee the decent folk from the north east will concur with my rantings.
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Possibly mucker.
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Do you not think an older twat like moi generalises just to be general,ill make it simpler for the simpletons,the north east is the worst area in the country for folk with lurchers and thats a fact,the decent lads and lasses in that area know they are surrounded by filth,chancers and feckwits.Fecking hell im from Bradford and know a turd without having to smell it,compared to Bradford,which is fecking filthy,the north east is the pits of lurcher ownership,i feel sorry for the decent folk in that vicinity and know of a few of them
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Look mucker you are just falling into my trap,i judged a few shows around your vicinity and ive never witnessed lurchers in such poor condition and folk that knew so little and thats a fact that the north east sticks with me,ive never been amidst lurcher folk as ignorant as i met up there,another fact.Im not saying you are one of them and hope you are not but the north east is an hotbed of nuggets,chancers and failed lurcher owners,plus terrier owners that work their mutts in show rings and sell the progeny for the highest dollar,another fact.
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Twat you,ve found me out.
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2 names that don,t know you are not an example of north east nous,everybody that as ever had dealings with the north east nuggets is what i base my rantings on.My mate recently advertised a litter of black terriers,a nugget from the north east turned up without the coin to buy a pup,he offered £50 and leaving his £5 phone as a deposit on a £200 pup,thats the average intellect of the thickwits in that vicinity.
