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  1. morton
    Not dancy music,i won,t sleep now with my twitching tootsies.
  2. morton
    Thats what occurs when you pursue Water Buffaloes.
  3. morton
    I could,nt be arsed with trying to trawl through that flotsam,im past dancing with devils,i don,t chew magics or E,s anymore,glue sticks to my tanktop and nose dust makes me sneeze.Im possibly past help or caring,well at least until late September then all my decrepid juices surge to the fore and the scruffy mongrels once more earn their snap.
  4. morton
    I need all the help i can muster,me mother,father,grandma and pa,cousins and aunties,even evil uncle Ernie,said im a lost cause,thank feck for the Samaritans and Greenpeace.
  5. morton
    How was it a sucker punch they was both squared up ?............Had it been a sucker punch i totally agree with you. They where both stoted,when your stoted you will dodge feck all that swings your way.
  6. morton
    Are you a tard?
  7. morton
    Why?. do you work you dogs Not on kits if i can possibly help it and if the odd accident happens id be ashamed to post pics or admit to it,apart from that they get the odd run or two,no more than two a season,im past greedy.
  8. morton
    Apart from the Quinnel brothers,a couple of dozen Williams and Jones,s,Bateman,Billy Boston and even the odd few Davies,s and even Penny,id nearly agree with you.
  9. morton
    Why?.
  10. morton
    Come on now mate you should know best that if your not expecting it and it hits you in the right spot your going to sleep. Toughest lad out there will fall to a sucker punch,round two will be worth watching,as he plays union they will probably kiss and cuddle and make up,league boys would have come to and asked the puncher for a pint.
  11. morton
    Put a picture of them up then.
  12. morton
    Not in the conventional sense.
  13. morton
    How do you spell Pocheen?.
  14. morton
    the magic mushrooms are out all year round up there No way they could walk and look down at the same time,probably trip over their ego,s and feathery mutts.
  15. morton
    You can tell which school most of them attend,not a dirty window in sight.
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    morton replied to stabba's topic in General Talk

    I could,nt be bothered,any coursing thread on here is quickly hijacked by the ego,s and wannabe,s,let them carry on with their shite and drivel,i just bypass their posts,on the whole and look for something more worth my time to crab about,im on the look out for the next sled draggers post.
  17. morton
    Squaddie on a bit of free time walking about his business,now the country,well the majority,wish him and his family nothing but respect.I don,t agree with the politicians in attendance,the day should be for the lad and his friends and kin,not political point scoring.
  18. morton
    Decent forecast,first time we,ve had a summer in years,usually a good crowd here,even when wet and windy,a bit of sun should swell the coffers.
  19. morton
    I watched the one with the fallow deer here was blaming poachers as soon as I saw the deers legs I said thats through fencing as we see it a lot round here. That episode set the tone for the rest of the series,poachers were mentioned throughout the programme before they found out it was wire,which they obviously knew before the programme went to editing,yet the BBC and another college educated no feck all went for the shock factor with no factual basis.Even Bill Oddie,the little fat mental anti,based his reasonings on actual facts and learnt knowledge,the twat that fronts this programme i
  20. morton
    One of the better shows still about.
  21. morton
    I would,nt own a white bodied lurcher,they are to recogniseable at times,plus i prefer the look of a dark or brindle mutt,i may have a dog here for many a year,so id rather look at something that pleases my eye.
  22. morton
    Ill visit the odd FMWTC and hound shows,ill pay at the gate,buy a raffle ticket and the odd quid to enter the mutts,it all goes to a worthy cause and some of these meets are grateful for the funds raised.Any show now with NRLC in it i stay well clear of,the judging is shocking and it boils my piss seeing lurchers and terriers being treated and used like their KC cousins,i care little who owns a dog and what they do with it,as long as its treated and cared for,but when a show is advertised as a "working dog show" and then is riddled with pampered pets and the judges don,t weed them out,difficul
  23. morton
    Cheap crap.
  24. morton
    Cheers for the words. Hot or not, she would only bite once please don't take this the wrong way ,..........but biting once could be enough to kill a young child,............lets not get silly about me comment as I think I know a dog I can trust with my kids and even some bully lurchers ,..........but one thing I will say is don't take any chances with dogs and kids and don't leave them un - supervised around kids if you can help it.........but I have done before as no ones world is perfect ...........it happens ,...we all leave a dog with kids sometimes if there in the house , if the smoke al
  25. morton
    Agree I gone off on a tangent but it was a couple of Scots thoughts that I thought was odd and I like to ask why his views is that OK ??? O its that freedom of speech shit you can have it on THL so long as you agree with certain members And Morton on one final note who the Fook do you think the guys/gals get to frontline and supplied etc etc all on there own . Theres a massive chain and without any part of the chain the frontline taking the dirty shitty end of the conflict may as well turn up in flip flops and water pistols . Yes there massive diffrent degrees of risk and you
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