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  1. didn;t say i was offering a service.(theres always one) £10 mate If you say an average job is 3 visits, i`m talking domestic jobs here, and you get 1 mole on the job thats £3.33 per visit . name one other trade, and thats what it is if its part of your living a trade, where a tradesman charges £3/visit, it wouldnt even cover my diesel. Milk man
  2. fence around the bolwing green as long as the sett aint disturbed if its near
  3. i got my mate to knock up some 9 inch rods with a washer welded on the top then i push them into the side of the holes
  4. nod

    quick jokes

    A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop at any time.............. I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train. He was chuffed to bits. I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it... I thought to myself, these b*g**rs have lost the plot!! I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a lit
  5. just ask see what they say, i got my 22 on a 25 acre pig farm with houses on 2 sides and a public foot path running straight through the middle, they will come out and look
  6. its only not allowed if some one else is with you
  7. had 3 rabbits in mk6 but young uns, and bout 6 doubles again young ones
  8. seriously though, if you are in a job like that surely you would have some compassion and go beyond the call of duty in a situation like that, thats disgraceful i was a dog warden, but i aint going on a 50 mile round trip to go and pick someones dog up what they couldnt keep in its own place for nothing, council wouldnt pay for out of hours, if they dont say i can pick it up then i aint insured on the van, cause its not working hours and i aint getting 6 points for that
  9. dangerous dogs is up to the police
  10. the reason for that was cause most councils do not provide an out of hours sevice anymore, cutbacks, but they should have a drop off point where you could have taken it to,
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUzPOqWda7s
  12. our next door had some one trying to break in through the catflap to reach the keys been a few round here like that, might stick a couple of mk 6's in front of mine that will make em cring
  13. first come first sevre, but if you are doing moles all the time you should have at least 150 traps going, you can do 300 traps a day easy if the travelling aint too bad, unless its cold then the fingers dont allow you to do that many, if another job only requires say 5-8 traps then next time your on a farm you can afford to take some of that land and moved to the new job.
  14. dont know why alot of u are scared of heights its the ground that does the damage, I dont trust horses too jumpy for me, or the missus when im asleep after we had a row, dont know what she'll do
  15. take to gun shop to get it valued i missed out on a 12bore in a leg of mutton case for 100 notes gun was worthless but the case went for 200
  16. Take it this question came too you during your chinese........ yeah mate i was eating my special fried rice and tasted something i've not had before so i thought it might have been dog or cat, and to be honest lots of cats go missing in our area. Forget cats going missing, you don't see many old chinese people, or disabled chinese people about and you never see a chinease funeral, where do they go??? :sick:
  17. i sell them, £15 each plus postage unless you want to collect
  18. just be careful when u next go out with ur uncle cause i 'think' that because you have been refused u cant even use anyone else's or is that only if u have had ur ticket revoked
  19. i use the batteries off golf trolleys from caddy boy they are light weight and small and last enough for a session on the pigeons
  20. as long as u have permission to release the pest on that land it is not illegal, with the exception to mink and grey squirrel anything else can be released,
  21. didnt mean it like that, but the way he put it was that you have to go on a course, if you went on a course surely u would get a cert, but if woodga showed him the ropes would he get one, dont know if it the law or not?
  22. easy mate u have already said they are eating ur dog food so why change what they are eating
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