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  1. doubt if liquid will work in this weather, plenty of water about already
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    not bad clips

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1942994
  3. A little American Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names like Bill , Tex or Sam?" His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive. For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was
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    strange rabbits

    this would be caused by the combine, they sit tight when they have no where to go
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    Giant Rats

    i was only messing with u
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    Giant Rats

    the neck on the first rat looks a bit long u been strecthing it out
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    Giant Rats

    Hi Phantom On another site it says, Super-sized Rats in Indonesia and South America can grow up to three feet long and witnesses say the rats in Bradford are just as big. they are more likely to be capabara the worlds biggest rodents, the biggest i have taken, (no tape measure) but its body was the same as my size 11 le chemau wellies
  8. fair few on the other side of the county too
  9. any mole traps are easy to set but the easiest must be the fenn
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    breakfas

    i reckon i'd finish that,seriously. u fat cnut
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    duck

    i shot a pinky aswell when i was 14 with my supersport open sights i was aiming for the head but got its neck, still got the pellet somewhere, top quality milbro calidonia
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    joke

    I saw a Muslim fall into the river this morning and, being a responsible citizen, I informed emergency services immediately. That was several hours ago and they still haven't responded. I'm starting to think that I may have wasted a bloody stamp!
  13. aint looking forward to the winter, cold fingers, get in the van warm fingers, next farm cold fingers, in the van warm fingers its when they start to go orange then you cant feel if they are cold or warm and cant set a trap either. but a good tip is to dip ur hands in an ice cold bucket of water in the morning it gets the blood pumping round ur hands to keep them warm till bout noon
  14. I wouldn't splash out £50 on one trap when you can get 10 fenns for the same, as thats pretty much all they are a fenn in a tube
  15. How to Give a Cat a Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in lef
  16. Never really used the tunnel traps much to success but what are the metal rod that runs through the tunnel trapwith the blue string on... And do you need a tunnel choke on these traps? they are for marking the trap in the ground and what is a tunnel choke?
  17. can some one please tell me how i can get hold of holdaway cant seem to send email from my end, if you are reading though are you going to be at pest tech again this year
  18. That may work in some locations but the golf courses I work would rather I came out as soon as they have a problem. When molehills appear around the 10th tee they don't want me to sort them out on my next monthly visit ! agree on this lets say u come on your monthly visit on a monday no moles to be seen, on wednesday the green keeper starts cutting and notices moley working his way to the green with a tournament on saturday the mole has to be gone, but you have used ur monthly visit he aint going to wait till you come next month is he
  19. if any one has lost a lurcher around the holme fen area last nite at around 12.30 after poaching and smashing in to the keepers truck to get away and lost a back window as they did it ur lurcher is at woodgreen animal shelter taken there by the police and will proberly be rehomed in 7 days
  20. all depends on where and what the terrain of the ground is like, if its hilly even the shit birds look good,but if its like near me flat as feck then the birds need to try, you should be looking at around £18-27 per bird
  21. I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot". Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very d
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