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    bugger

    last year i got 2 jills, so had to get my hobs done, i had one castrated and one vasectomy, so they could all live in the same hutch together and when they came in to season he could bring them out, all was going well they came in season and then out again, the passed 3-4 weeks i havent had much time to handle them so didnt notice, but did think it was strange that all the bedding had gone out of oneside of the hutch but didnt twig on, this morning i picked her up and shes a fatty, cant be many days before she gunna drop, bloody vets dint do a very good job, so now looking for nother hutch, sh
  2. primrose london you get what you pay for, if your going to be using them day in day out they would last a week, buy cheap buy twice..
  3. good going, bet the farmer was pissed off with that mess the fox done of his barley, what with the prices this year
  4. all my traps are left to weather in the runs or holes, straight out the packet, set correctly they target animal wont know its there
  5. this is my 4th cub from this area, was surprised she never moved them on earlier
  6. man goes to doctors and says 'every time i masterbate i shout out come on man u' the doctor replies 'most wankers do'
  7. could be a lost hob but have never heard of a wild poley round here
  8. a friend of mine lost his ferret not too long ago, and by chance one of the farm workers found it few days later, he checked it over and all seemed to be fine, untill it started getting fatter, now it has had babies and they all have a ginger colour on there bellies, the only thing we can think of that has mated with it is a stoat, as it hasnt been near any of his hobs, has anyone heard of anything like this
  9. other day you were worried about losing your fac ticket cause you lost your permission, now you want to get a huge calibre for deer shooting on some land you have else where
  10. should be out your way early next week, if you want i will show how to put some wires out
  11. had 2 more today in rabbit wires, if someone knows how to get pic from a phone on to here i can send it to them
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    joke

    German guy approaches one of the ladies of the night. > > > > > > 'I vish to buy zex vit shoo.' > > 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £50 an hour.' > > > > > > '..ist gutte, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky, ja?' > > > > > > 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do a little kinky.' > > > > > > So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large > bedsprings and a duck caller. > > > > > > 'I v
  13. had one last thursday in rabbit snare, and one in rabbit cage at different location
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    copper wire

    COPPER WIRE After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 ye
  15. the small ones are getting there first then...
  16. i never bait the runs, lets say you put a rabbit down in front of the snare charlie comes along picks it up and starts to go through the snare, the rabbit will nock the snare before the foxs head goes through, if you have a rough strip of ground cut some tracks with a mower but dont link all hte tracks together leave a gap about 8 feet of rough grass then go through this with a hand sythe lightly, set your snares in these runs you will get better results, foxs will take the easy route where they can
  17. yes the pegs are long enough, because the rabbits are pulling from the side and not from the top, they wont pull it out
  18. which chippenham, glos or newmarket
  19. that wouldnt be the one thats on the march bypass would it good few hundred in that herd
  20. fox in a snare v pick axe handle, 1 very swift blow to the noggin he aint going nowhere, just as quick as a .22 would do it. fox in a cage trap, then .22 or .410.
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    tee hee

    There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said: 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm gonna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane’. 'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first’. The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe-esant orange panties’. 'Why you gonna wear dem’? the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and
  22. the rabbits are in the cow field around the pitch with young aswell they are very inquisitive, dont fancy untangling highland cattle
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    Usernames

    After?.... FTB its the obvious answer but no, i was always fishing and round here when people go after small fish we call them noddy bashers, but my big ears didnt help either, but i just think i have a small head
  24. They thought they had the big cat along the river near me, it was an ol boy that was hiding from the police for a week he got away, he had took a sheep for food off the bank and the farmer see the smoke when he was cooking it.
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    Usernames

    been my nick name since i was 6
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