a 6 yr old girl went to the zoo with her mother and saw 2 monkeys having sex! she asked her mother what they wer doing? and she replied "making cakes" the next morning the girl said to her mother "you and daddy wer making cakes last night" and her mother said "how do you know"?,"because the dog licked the icing off the sofa"!!
As I sat there winding my hair through my fingers, I thought to myself "I really need to shave my arse."
My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over t