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  1. nod

    baby names ideas

    depends if you want traditional name or fit in with the current names like muhammed
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    fook that

    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
  3. might see you down there then, bait is ordered so its a go, look for the 2 ol boys with carp rods
  4. cheers fellas going to give it a go down hunny on tuesday evening, hound thats where i caught my bass other day inbetween the first groin and the slip way, only need a 50 yd chuck there, says there will be a nice high tide at 7.6m on tues
  5. just wish i was a pound behind u bry
  6. hopefully this season i can get over the 1000 mark for rabbits got just under last year all in cages,moles last year i got 800 so again the 1000 mark will be good
  7. as above going to go soon but not sure where, had a couple of school bass from hunstanton last week, but no keepers
  8. have you caught any of the black quirrels out your way rolfe, i had a few when i was keepering at holme fen not that far from you
  9. why ur all thinking hard how tall will my son grow he's 5 at the moment, just want to get the most out of the clothes we got him.
  10. fill the pot of the dust stick up with fd, then pull the probe out half way, it comes out ok then, if you are doing this in loft put ur torch away from you, they will go for the torch so u can crack on
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    yorkshire wit

    A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts :- "ey up cocker, tha don't wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite." The bloke says:- "Sir, I am from Pakistan, can you be speaking clearer, and slower please" The farmer replies "If.... you.... use.... two.... hands.... you.... won't.... spill ....any"....
  12. i use vista print aswell, they are good, cheap and plenty of freebies too
  13. the land owner has a responsibility to control the rabbits on his land but if the rabbits come from his to another landowners land he does not have to do anything
  14. BLOODY HELL! it's kicking off in dublin now!! Paddy's just smashed the screen on his laptop trying to loot ebay!!!!
  15. This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many takes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read ... This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss
  16. put this on some one might be able to do something with it http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Night-vision-scope-atn-Aries-MK300-/250865058180?pt=UK_SportingGoods_Hunting_ShootingSports_ET&hash=item3a68b90184
  17. could just be where the cock is mounting it might need spurs trimming
  18. unless he has the landowners consent, which is doubtful.
  19. yes that is about the average size of a fully grown stoat
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    jokes

    a 6 yr old girl went to the zoo with her mother and saw 2 monkeys having sex! she asked her mother what they wer doing? and she replied "making cakes" the next morning the girl said to her mother "you and daddy wer making cakes last night" and her mother said "how do you know"?,"because the dog licked the icing off the sofa"!! As I sat there winding my hair through my fingers, I thought to myself "I really need to shave my arse." My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over t
  21. he's not in this country so i presume its no longer with us
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