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  1. some people call them spooks, tread all the run down then go get a cuppa come back out in 10 mins or so you should see him moving, get a spade put it behind him and flick him up, try it around mid morning.
  2. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested
  3. I am 15 and pregnant and my parents dont know. they haven't met my boyfriend yet, he is bisexual and HIV positive and has tourettes. he is married and is 20 years older than me, he deals drugs and carries a gun, he lives in a squat and is just out of jail and he likes animal porn. My problem is , how do i tell my parents that he's a pakki?
  4. well done this man need a few more people like this to help get more people interested
  5. these shells only hold a pinch full of shot and they are normally size 9 so it wont do any damage past 15 yards or so to a piece of paper
  6. I have just started a new business selling land mines in the shape of prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof !!!
  7. muntys every where, seen the odd roe and red, chinese in good numbers in certain areas, seen 1 fallow but not sika
  8. the clips u see on tv are the only funny bits i thought it was shite
  9. they are good at catching a number of rabbits in the right times, there is still plenty of food about for them to go at rather than the carrots in the cages, dont put them too close to the warren have a look in the evening to see how far out the are feeding,
  10. still legal, but make sure its a blank, i know a keeper that nearly lost his hand cause he put a live cartridge in and it went off when he was setting it
  11. is that all what u could remember very good write up, i shall be after some on friday nite at a recycling centre went 2 weeks ago and shot over 50, going to try and film this time so watch this space
  12. mine has got to be a squizzer taken out the van window with my old super sport with no sights at all, it was look down the barrel and go down an inch, maximum of 15 yards distance in the neck. then quickly drive off, lol only messing i was checking mole traps on a country house.
  13. i got my .22 rimfire on a 25 acre pig farm with a public foot path running through the middle and houses 100 yards on 1 side, as long as they think you are safe with it you should be fine
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    school

    SCHOOL -- 1970 vs. 2010 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1970 - Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates for life. 2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Mark started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs Scenario: Robbie won't Keep still in class, disrupts other students. 1970 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Headmasterl. Retur
  15. last time we went out lamping we see 7 and shot 2, the time before that we see 17 and shot 3 no one else goes shooting on that land, it will be a very long time before they get shot/coursed out, they move about all the time covering different lands, on an earlier post some one said they didnt have any thing left on thier land, why would a fox be on land where thier is no food for him to hunt? they move to where the food is, its not cause the lampers have shot them all, if a fox has been shot at at night and missed its going to be very wary next time he gets shot at again if ever, they here a m
  16. saddle soap is very good, used it on my le chameu boots when i first got them
  17. my traps that i have from albion traps have a 3 inch door, this is to stop otters getting in
  18. For the past 11 years my airgun has been either in the wardrobe or chucked in the back of the van, due to only useing the rimfire, but last week picked up a webley 8 lite for decent price, needed one for the rats on my contracts, got it zeroed in and went for a mooch on a large country house where i do the moles, got there at 7.30, and see 3 squizzers on the lawn, but the owner was walking down to put her horses away so they scarpered, had a little chat and told her where i'll be and went on my way, walking down the half a mile drive(yes thats right) i spot some bunnies bout 200yds away, i ain
  19. · The rescue workers at the Pakistan flood area say that the smell of bodies is unbearable. They expect it to get worse when they start finding the dead ones. · A charity single has been released in aid of the Pakistan Flood Relief. It's called, "Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed." · There were no survivors from that recent Pakistani Airlines plane that crashed, killing all 152 people on board. Both families are devastated. · Paddy got arrested in B & Q today for punching an African woman at the till. He claims it wasn't his fault as his fat
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    Tattoo ideas

    pinocchio's face around ur ol chap, then tell ur missus he never lies
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    ringing

    always put my fone on silent when out hunting
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    late harvest

    they can cut it when its higher than 15% but if they havent got a drier on the farm the grain stores charge £1.50 for every 0.1% over 15% so if you had 10 tonne at 16% they would knock £150 off your monies owed to you.
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