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  1. Can someone explain how much a rabbits weighs effects how it runs on different ground?.......Jona Lomu was 17 stone and could do the 100 meters in under 12 seconds!!!! Do folk just dream this shit up or what??
  2. I have run rabbits from Dover to Aberdeen and let me tell you, they are all the same......it's just the ground that differs All the same to run I should have said
  3. Simoman can often be found sticking his tommy tinkle through a hole in the fence to the old lady next door while singing "I'm a little teapot" !!!

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      You boys are correct, im a sexual predator of the highest order, but the old lady next door disagrees im "short and stout"

    2. SEAN3513

      SEAN3513

      she often asks "i can see the handle......wheres the spout ???"

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Then ggets a facefull of simojizz

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  4. Simoman can often be found sticking his tommy tinkle through a hole in the fence to the old lady next door while singing "I'm a little teapot" !!!

  5. Still can't agree that ANY cat is fair game, killing someone's pet is a c**ts turnout IMHO
  6. Seems like the old vet did know what he was on about, nobody wants to get taken but to be honest if it was a 100 quid for a pup I wouldn't crib about it.......small price to pay, it always makes me laugh when folk crib at medical expenses for their dogs! There's any easy answer, don't have a dog if you don't want to pay what it costs........simple really
  7. WILF

    bouncers

    With 16 air assault brigade in garrison there, what do you expect! Lol
  8. WILF

    bouncers

    No i cant have that mate........Wilfs a West Ham boy and there are no......i repeat NO woofters round these parts....... Maybe he,s just " camp " In touch with my inner female I prefer to say!!! Lol
  9. WILF

    bouncers

    I dont know what its like now but back years ago Soho was an absolute nightmare simply because half the time you didnt know if the person in front of you was a bloke or a bird !!.....in the early 90,s i worked at Ronnie Scotts in Frith St during the week and either the Equinox or Hippodrome of a wknd..........groups of big tough lads were the easy part it was the complete f****n weirdos who thought it funny to drool all over you and try and grab your bum that finished me especially when you didnt know what sex they were.................they were dark times for me but i guess we all have to do
  10. WILF

    bouncers

    Ts.......goodness me mate, you sound as classy as me! Lol lol They wouldn't let you in Ts with boots cause that made you a traveller.......had a couple of "interesting" nights in there with a few of the door staff and I used to go there on my own!!!......that's why I don't drink anymore! Lol lol lol
  11. WILF

    bouncers

    Yeah, he was!!!
  12. WILF

    bouncers

    Just your sort SS
  13. WILF

    bouncers

    Ex Orangeman I know your sort, it will be fat men in real tree leotards that you are hanging around with next!! :laugh:
  14. WILF

    bouncers

    I wonder what that orangemans views are on making pink terrier couples for catholic romanys :laugh:
  15. Your either in or your out, there cant be shades of gray.........and of course, the bottom line is you will be brown bread so you wont give a shit anyway!
  16. WILF

    bouncers

    I wondered what Alexi Sayle was upto these days, he has certainly changed his left wing views by the look of it!! :laugh:
  17. WILF

    bouncers

    They used to do that all the time mate. It dont make any sense to be like that really, as if someone knew what they were in for you would be looking to really try and hurt them if they laid hands to you.........as it tops up I think someone wound up having a shot at them with a shotgun one night. I guess you just never know who your upsetting so it pays to treat everyone with as much respect as the situation allows you to give.
  18. WILF

    bouncers

    Very true, but it comes with the job and you know it before you start.
  19. WILF

    bouncers

    Very true, the firm that used to work Raquels in Essex were complete animals, saw them practically kick a skinny young lad into a coma one night and they were about 6 handed when they did it........there was no need, they could have very easily ejected him as he must have weighed all of 7 stone!! The mob at Zen in Dartford broke a lads back!! The flip side of the coin was some top class lads that used to work the Gas club just off Leicester Square, who I was friendly with........oddly enough, the one they all said was the most dangerous f****r was a little man in his late 40s who looke
  20. I still remember when the ira did the Baltic exchange and canary wharf station.......whent into those building after and it was simply devastation.......shards of glass imbedded in everything from chairs to desks to carpet tiles. Horrific!!!!
  21. He was the "Before" manaquin in the "Before & After" display!!!! Lol lol
  22. I wonder how many truly feral cats there are?..........see in the wilder parts of england and scotland then you can make a fairly safe assumption that a cat is feral, but in areas close to villages and towns I would personally ere on the side of caution as I would hate to think of killing someones pet.
  23. .........of course you are Heres an idea, I try never to chose a name that sounds like a command
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