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YOKEL

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  1. There used to be a couple of companies/solicitors advertise in the back of the exchange and mart for this sort of thing yrs back, unclaimed land and houses. hey'd do all the donkey work for you for a fee, stake your claim then sit and wait... Yokel
  2. He wont need a knocker. He'll bate your door "life and death" with his gypsy warrior hands!!! Yokel
  3. now don't come knocking on my door.....it was only a joke... Yokel
  4. here we go... cracking scrap, made a good show of himself full stop, let alone with 11 days notice. i can see where they got the draw,and he fact the argies seemed happy with it says it all.there was some close rounds and being on home soil and all. he deserves a rematch on that show... Yokel
  5. wasn't the farmer called...RONNIE f***ing PICKERING!!!! Yokel
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    Sloes

    I made some sloe poitin a few years back, jaysus feckin wept it was a heady brew!!!Yokel
  7. Secret footage taken at furys training camp... https://www.(!64.56:886/TheMightyJamesQuinnMcDonagh/videos/939644662722645/ Yokel
  8. it's a chocolate factory and distribution network... Yokel
  9. good draft proof kennel, and decent bedding should be no bother whatever the coat. england don't get that cold whatever time of the year... Yokel
  10. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/09/17/1329456/-Escape-From-Alcatraz-The-True-Story# Yokel
  11. He'd have been all over him like a rash if his jacket hadn't been so tight...Yokel
  12. Just as well he didn't start all that caper with a gypsy lad in his transit...they'd go "life and death" right there on the tarmac! Fighting men to a man.... YOKEL.
  13. Great fight, that f****r zambidis must have teak legs to stand and take them kicks! Yokel
  14. Been to stalham and the broads many a time, not a million miles away from me. Good craic.... Yokel.
  15. another good one is "while others sleep"... http://www.amazon.co.uk/While-Others-Sleep-Cyril-Heber/dp/0571051847 Yokel
  16. No need for a bomb, unleash a honey badger amongst them, they'd be f***ing in minutes!!!! Yokel
  17. haha, still here lol. off to wales in a couple of weeks... Yokel
  18. This is another good ol' british pastime that tickles me. stuff straw into ya socks as padding, then try and kick the feck out of each others shins! 1st class tomfoolery... Yokel
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    Bono

    Loved the story of a U2 GIG in Scotland years back. Bono stood on stage in silence and began to slowly clap his hands, tells the crowd, every time I clap my hands another child dies! Someone in the crowd pipe up, STOP CLAPPING YA f***ing HANDS THEN!!! Yokel
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