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mushroom

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  1. Lets do a mens one sure theres a few members on here who'd like that sort of thing simoman, earth, topnotch etc By let's I mean you
  2. My dad always used to say, " There are no atheists in foxholes " fckn top answer lad,total respect. Fear is a powerful mother fuucker makes us do and believe strange things
  3. If it is ya mrs give her some pies she looks half starved bless 'er :laugh:
  4. Seems like a lot of people on here are the product of a mating with Jade Goodey
  5. Nah mate B.A.R.F all the way, so just chuck it in raw pal
  6. Energy can never be destroyed only converted to different forms ie Electricity is produced from heat energy this electricity then travels down the line to some owd dears 3 bar fire and hey presto electrical energy converted back to heat energy. this is simple physics wow man going on this you have finaly amalgamated religion and science. I'm a believer,can I be in your gang
  7. Morals most of us have 'em As for there being a God.. Like fuuck there is and if I'm wrong he/she/it can suck my plums A hold it there, if there is a god hes no woman If it's suckin ma plums then my preference is female
  8. Morals most of us have 'em As for there being a God.. Like fuuck there is and if I'm wrong he/she/it can suck my plums
  9. Hang on, all them there dogs survive Puppies are cute, waking up to 3 piles of shit all over the bloody house aint
  10. malt I knew someone would get it :laugh: :laugh:
  11. its not aimed at anyone .. so dont take it to heart .. theres all different jokes ginger jokes, blonde jokes, nigger jokes, paki jokes, fat jokes and 100s of other topic jokes .. i wonder how many jokes have you told that may affect someone ??? Fair point, it's just something that strikes a very deep and personal chord with me. Know the feeling mate, I hate all the shagging sheep stuff. Nah, that's cool. We all need a hobby! pmsl Got my hobby just off to go play with her now
  12. Been there as well. Yeah but did you correct her spelling mistakes?? I did :laugh: :laugh:
  13. Best way to start a row is to read her diary (by accident of course) then tell her she's got you all wrong :laugh: Yep I was that man
  14. mushroom

    Nat Geo

    This week I be mostly watching readers wives midgets special
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    reputation

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  16. "Theres a place for all God's creatures...... Right next to the peas and gravy." I have to fess up I stole the phrase off a T-shirt I saw at a terrier show :laugh:
  17. Let them know we is still hunting kids :laugh: http://www.(!64.56:886/animalabuse When you get there click on "Animal rights watch + others" tab to see other peoples posts.
  18. I want to be burnt to this, give everyone a final laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19wAAyxZhUo
  19. Maybe I am look I see 30 or so posts on that link and not all are bad how many have had it right like me???? I've also ordered hundreds of pounds worth of stuff at a time and never had to pay a cutsom fee
  20. never had a problem from petcaremart ordered loadsa times even phoned the company in europe who make frontline and they confirmed the serial numbers as real
  21. FFS :laugh: why slate the man's gear when your only knocking the aesthetics of the collars Anyone got a problem with the quality or durability (can't see it myself)???? Beauty in the eye of the beholder an all that. Like a dog, who gives a fuuck if its ugly so long as it does the job ps send the free new collar to ma addy ss :laugh:
  22. I'll give you one camel and half a wife.... ok one full wife and one black slave but no camel we have good deal yes :kiss: Haggle haggle
  23. I feel for anyone with cancer or having to live with it's consequences. We lost my young auntie to Cancer and 2 years previous to that my 14 year old brother passed on through something different. Anyone who has to bear the pain of losing a love one or watch them degenerate will total understand shot. (I say this as I dry my eyes ) Shroom
  24. What a disgusting, horrible, degrading, filthy thought.....theres no way in a 100 million years that i would ever even think about watching a care bear movie with another man :kiss: :kiss: I think I'm in here boys and girls :tongue4:
  25. it's not true Ted's and my honeymoon period is over I'm bored of him and he's too gentle like an chubby pudding with a beard, and you dotty are like a open sore on a peasants arse... hard to shift :laugh: Looking for a gentleman who likes it up the kyber and who also enjoys carebear movies :kiss:
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