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  1. mushroom
    Last time I was there, I didn’t even make it through customs before I wanted to fuuck off back to Spain! Little fuucking Hitlers at the border questioning my reasons for traveling to my own fuucking country and yes it was a non native and his fat ugly (I have a bit of power) lesbian colleague. Told them both none of their business to question a born and bred British citizen entering his home country. Ended up being escorted by armed police through the border, told to be a bit calmer next time and let on my way! Which was lucky because I had 5g of top grade hash taped to my balls
  2. mushroom
    I wouldn’t be able to say but she was tougher than anyone who has followed her.
  3. mushroom
    Dear Betty, the lady who truly kept order!
  4. mushroom
    I received an annual rebate on my declaration directly proportionate to the thousands I paid for my daughters private education here. Just bundled the receipts in with everything else (rent etc). I also got a tax exemption/reduction for having my kids. Lasts until they’re 18 or 25 if in full time education.
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    If the UK wasn’t the shit hole it is, I would be moving back, buying a home and using it as my main base. Because my work is remote, I can live anywhere I want. I would split my time between Blighty, Spain and another country (probably Thailand or Vietnam). Mainly to avoid paying any taxes lol but Blighty IS my home and I pine for her always. Every now and then (usually early spring or late autumn) I’ll catch a smell in the air here and I’m transported home to the British countryside.
  6. mushroom
    Ingrained in my brain! The sight and smell of the huge corpse bonfires. A friends dad double barreled himself because of it, as did many other farmers.
  7. mushroom
    That would new OZ not NZ
  8. mushroom
    Plumbers In Pink Vans Are A Huge Controversial Hit | Business Compare WWW.BUSINESSCOMPARE.COM A plumbing company has caused a stir by naming itself 'U-Benders' and painting its vans pink.
  9. mushroom
    Typical Yanks... shit shots! I'd take that eagle out with a .410 at 200yards
  10. mushroom
    Just checked it out and it's not easy but I technically could qualify for a Kiwi one.
  11. mushroom
    I've just realised, besides taking the tests etc for my Spanish passport/citizenship this year. I have the right to a Kiwi one too. I have direct Maori family (two tribes) through marriage on my grandma's side of the family. Also, technically if I marry my Mrs (Honduran) I will gain automatic Honduran citizenship too. Imagine getting stopped at customs with 4 passports in my pocket, two European, a Kiwi and Central America Day of the Jackal type shit
  12. mushroom
    Two for the Money, with Al Pacino
  13. mushroom
    Has to be illegal! It’s an obvious ploy. Problem is none of the main partys are gonna contest it because it keeps them both in power locally. Reform have to contest this in the courts and the media etc have to pull it apart.
  14. mushroom
    There must be a legal challenge to this. It’s undemocratic ffs! And reshaping the councils to exactly how they used to be should be no reason to withhold elections. They really do want lining up against the wall!!!
  15. mushroom
    Can they legally do that? The councils, as in postpone locals because they will obviously lose? Surely that has to be challenged by Reform and demanded by the population. Fuuck me, I don’t even want to visit anymore. Anybody fancy a free holiday? Just fetch me a couple of pups over and I’ll pay for the trip
  16. mushroom
    Apart from dictatorship Communism and Fascism are worlds apart.
  17. mushroom
    I saw that. Right out of Stalin’s, Hitler’s, insert dictator’s playbook! Who the fuuck does this prick think he is?
  18. mushroom
    He’s got the platform to cause a world of shit for him, literally…. and I hope he does!
  19. mushroom
    Nothing better
  20. mushroom
    It’s been a good watch. Brutal but good.
  21. mushroom
    I’ve only got 6 episodes on my Netflix.
  22. mushroom
    I’m on the last episode…. It gets a bit more Disney.. honest
  23. mushroom
    When I'm dead I'd say I've arrived
  24. mushroom
    Gnash is right.. in the meantime, eat lots of berries (blue, cran etc), Spices like ginger, turmeric (lots of it fresh or powder), chilies, cayenne pepper, black pepper, olive oil, coconut oil and glucosamine. fatty fish (anything rich in omega 3), dark chocolate (darker the better). Stay away from anything processed (meats, carbs), deep fried foods, seed oils. A diet change won't reverse arthritis but it will help slow the progression down mate My mum is riddled with it and with all my past broken bones it's in the post for me, so I heap the above into my daily diet. My favourite i
  25. mushroom
    Early 40's, Broke more bones than I care to count, strangely none of that gives me any gip (touch wood). Blew out my back having a coughing fit a few years ago (3 hernias L4, L5, S1) Every now and then I end up walking like old Steptoe, fuucking terrified of a coughing fit or a hard sneeze Still smoke (not much mind) and enjoy a beer and a spliff (now and again). Do ok with the ladies (when I'm single, which should be in a year or so lol). Not done too bad in life so far, It's been a journey but not yet reached the destination, so I'll crack on and enjoy. No idea why but I've taken to wanting
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