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  1. mushroom

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    Wankers have reduced it from what I can see. I thought it was 5k too but apparently not but there are ways around it What Gifts are Tax-Free? You can gift money to your children and grandchildren without it being taxed in the following circumstances: Annual exemption: In each tax year, you can give a total of £3,000 to anyone you please without it being taxed. If you didn’t use your allowance in the previous tax year, you can pass on £6,000. However, the exemption can only be carried forward one tax year. Small gift exemption: You can make additional tax-free
  2. mushroom

    CVD

    It was referring to MC's post mate Parents can gift their children and spouses money without any problems, although there are annual limits. No money in the account under your name. No investigation can legally go into other's accounts without a judge order, usually based on money laundering, criminal activity etc. You can even create an offshore company (Isle of Man, Seychelles etc obviously not in your name) and purchase an item from that company for a price, the item doesn't even need to physically exist. It could be consulting, advice services etc
  3. Good do that mate Crazy how surrounding places, rivers, woods etc still have the same names 300-500 years later.
  4. mushroom

    CVD

    Not if it's in someone else's name Also, if transfers or deposits are less than 500 they don't flag up.
  5. mushroom

    CVD

    It's an online banking app mate. Go to Google play or App store and type in "Revolut" You'll need your passport or drivers license to open an acc. Takes about 10 mins to open and set up
  6. mushroom

    CVD

    I wouldn't use it to deposit cash as there are daily, monthly and annual limits. Just a moment... HELP.REVOLUT.COM If you transfer the money out to the Revolut acc, 400 a day then it shouldn't flag up. Then you just have the app on your phone and use the virtual card as you would a normal one. Go to the dole office and they will have no record of you having any money in YOUR accounts.
  7. Depends how complicated the designs are. If it’s a straight forward 2D design then it’s not that hard. If it’s 3D then you will need to do some training because the software is much more complicated. For sure there will be online tutorials to help though. Then you have to think about costs. Most of the 3D CAD programs are fuucking expensive. Catia, used by BAE is about 30K per seat.
  8. mushroom

    CVD

    Get one of your kids to create a Revolut account in their name and put your money in there
  9. No, I can use CAD programs to create plans and designs, both 2&3D haven’t done for years though.
  10. Don't be a dick lol. He might be a hard pill but he has some talent! I reckon they're a seed, a pit and Geronimo
  11. I'm Math/engineering biased! I can speak other languages but find it a chore to learn them (hence I don't code). Freehand art... forget it, I can barely write my name legibly My eldest has all 3, the lucky cnut!
  12. Tech drawings etc no problem. Freehand art.... forget it Anyway, I've hijacked this thread enough... back to the Russians shitting themselves looking at a giant Astute class sub off the starboard side
  13. Those are nice, far better than anything my hands could create
  14. Most of what I was/have been doing was selling the "whatever" but I'm also fully qualified to do the same things to a degree. I'm no coder for example
  15. Ask TOMO, I've been trying to explain my work to him for 10 years
  16. No mate I work in the IT industry. These days it's more Agile, Scrum etc and I'm planning on moving over to advanced onsite search (kind of like SEO but for web page search, not browser search) Edited to add: Some parts of my positions in the past have been to recruit for industry partners of companies I worked for. I did work in recruitment about 16 years ago though
  17. Have to admit I did love the graphic design element of my HND. I'm pretty good at creating drawings with a set square set and a T. Now it's all Catia, CAD/CAM, Inventor etc, I learn't a lot of it but haven't used it in years!
  18. Lol it was dial up, used Netscape and was absolutely wank, when it worked I'll never forger the size and number of the books I had to read over a 5 year period. Kids nowadays don't know they are fuucking born! Edited to add: Most of the most essential books were in reference only, as in I had to live in the library ffs. I tried explaining this to my daughter (22) and she looked at me like I was Clark fuucking Gable, a relic of the past
  19. No more likes mate
  20. Hey... I had to do all that for my Engineering HND and my Maths BSc. All I had was a library and shitty internet, which I got banned from because of porn pop ups. (ALT F4 didn't work, the fuuckers kept comming and the head of engineering caught me)
  21. Between MC, Goly and Scotty they could build the starship Enterprise and take on the Klingons
  22. I always find it weird that the Merlin is still operational after nearly 40 years. Last I heard Lockheed were doing refits and upgrades on them. 40 years is a long time for a helicopter to remain in service when there are much better options available nowadays for the same tasks. On the other note.... Imagine a 300ft nuclear sub just popping up next to ya lol, you'd shit yourself! "Sorry mate I took a wrong turn... is this the ring road?"
  23. Politically correct snowperson….
  24. Yes mate. I've got 2kg of pork belly in the freezer. Bought it to make a roast recipe but decided I'm gonna cure it and smoke it (liquid smoke a mate made).
  25. In my opinion they lost the chance to show strength. Imagine the the publicity coup that would've been.
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