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  1. mushroom
    Thanks mate
  2. mushroom
    I’m the only one grieving! Mum’s got bat shit, dad’s dead and burned. Brother has learned to deal with it. I’m different. Love you too you big cuddly you
  3. mushroom
    I’ve never and can’t get over the death of my little brother. 14 years old and the last time I saw him was on the slab. Looking like an Inanimate doll! I’m able to push it out of my mind 363 days a year but his birthday and the anniversary of his death still haunt me 18 years later. How do you all who have dealt with similar, manage to stay sane on the significant days? I falta every year on the same two dates.
  4. mushroom
    Here ya go
  5. mushroom
    Seriously?
  6. mushroom
    Here ya go
  7. mushroom
    An ex was from Lithuania. Jesus what a darling… gorgeous, amazing body and an absolute nympho to boot. Went our separate ways when she decide to stay in Germany, fuuck that! Even she wasn’t worth living there lol. Another ex was from Austria. Same again, gorgeous but turned out to be a right witch Dangerous thing women lol
  8. mushroom
    Yet I can understand quantum theory to a degree
  9. mushroom
    We ain’t talking Star Trek Shit here mate Its a step towards understanding the quantum realm and the applications in computing.
  10. mushroom
    I was at the gate mate, waiting with me mates on our turn to sing, I wasn’t close enough to smell, only see. If I had to guess though, I’d go with blueberries and rotten pork About a week later I was dared to swing on the telephone wires that connected with several houses in her row. I got to the middle and a mate jumped on and started heading towards me.. the cnutin wire broke and dropped me and him about 3-4m onto 1980’s concrete, grass and Lancashire brick lol. She came out running in her nightie and everyone legged it. My mate, was so fuucked, I was running/limping and dragging him
  11. mushroom
    I have curly hairs Everything is hearsay and conjecture these days
  12. mushroom
    I have a photo of how pink that hairy black cnut’s balls were lol
  13. mushroom
    Aye but on open forum with cnuts that can track your IP and put you in the dock on a cold case as a non-cooperative witness. Not worth the possibility.
  14. mushroom
    Yeah, kicked him right in the arse, pretty sure I got his pink balls aswell. He never did it again. Turned out to be the most calm, peaceful animal you’d want around kids and family. I miss him to this day
  15. mushroom
    Many reasons mate. Who wants questions about shit 30-40 years later? They can be asked
  16. mushroom
    Wouldn’t be admitting more than that on open forum mate. Best deleted
  17. mushroom
    Christ on our estate we had the local strange one. She was harmless but also attracted attention. Both my parents were disabled and it was obvious this woman was a bit touched but that didn’t stop cnuts lol. Halloween singing etc, hers was the first door for about 20 groups of kids. We actually had a waiting system. Anyway, one year (I forget for what for) but we got second pick and the group first went forward. She flung the door open, hand deep in her pants. Pulled out her hand of what can only be expected to be her vagina and shouted “wanna smell” no one went back to Pamela’s house aga
  18. mushroom
    I’ve no doubt ya filthy cnut Anyway, I’ll host any lady from anywhere on one condition…. She’s clean (or at least smells clean)
  19. mushroom
    If her name was Shazza, Tracy or Angela maybe….. yes! Yes I did! What a wonderful night it was but as you know… a gentleman never tells (or should admit)
  20. mushroom
    It didn’t! I’ve had the pleasure of many ladies, of all shapes and colours
  21. mushroom
    I’d refrain from mentioning the words Jimmy or Saville, for the remainder of this thread at least Ah f**k off, I remember asking a bird when I was 8-9 to show me her fadge lol she was around 15 at the time. c**t slapped me and grassed me up to my mum, who then knocked seven bells out of me…. But I tried
  22. mushroom
    She took you from the back? How did that work? You must’ve been hung like a Cockney horse lol I reckon you had a quick sniff, she rejected you and you were to embarrassed to admit it so joined the front/BNP/yoga class
  23. mushroom
    Did ya get a sniff? Come on you can tell us
  24. mushroom
    What do you mean dad? It already did do it Fuucking Rita, Sue and Bob too dirty bugger lol
  25. mushroom
    Plus 10 Berkeley Red and a box of matches please
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