mushroom
-
Content Count
19,262 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
21
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by mushroom
-
Yes mate! Good eating is wild duck.
-
Well he survived the night and is bouncing around like nothing happened
-
Human? This is a dog who by definition is a cnut! Now he’s smacked up and it’s 50/50 Anyway, I’ve closed the door, he’s contained in the kitchen, I threw his bed in and shut the door. Lol
-
If I don’t answer your call tomorrow Borr…. Call the police and then the embassy lol
-
I’ve had dogs nick weed/hash and no worries…. Google dogs and diazepam! Look at the possible side effects! This wanker is 40kg lol if he goes off I’m fuucked
-
Borr this Cnut’s eaten 20 tabs at 5mg each… that works out at 0.1g mate. He’s asleep, upside down, legs in the air infront of the oven… I don’t think he trusts the oven
-
Not with Diazis/Valium! He’s more likely gonna chew the fuuck out of my sofa lol I’m still at a loss how he managed to get into my bedroom where the fuucking strip was! He never goes in or near my bedroom I’ve done the research… he’ll either be calm or start a Cujo attitude lol I feel like Roakes drift… no idea what’s coming. What fuucking animal eats a strip of diazepam encased in foil and plastic ffs He's looking at me like it’s my fault.. I’m barricading my bedroom door tonight! The cat can fuuck itsen
-
Like I said…. Too tall cnut lol
-
LMAO the mrs had a bit of family bad news (I’m not going into detail).. the quack gave her a strip of Diazepam… guess who’s eaten the whole thing! Renton would be proud (I’m not) but fuuck me, he’s off with the pixies lol He’s gone from staring at the cat for 20mins, to staring at the curtains, to monging in the kitchen! Genuinely, he’s talking to the oven ffs
-
Foreign legion is gay! They refused me! Said I was too tall, mierde
-
Empty ya inbox
-
You haven’t been! A lot of men on here are going/gone through shit! And it stays with us. The one thing my dad couldn’t get, is that focusing on the past is a sure way to the good Lord! He provided everything for me, my brothers, daughters and my mum. One thing stopped him moving on. Talk to somebody you trust and have a cry and let it out
-
I binged it the other night….. good watch
-
Not glamorous lol but yesterday I bought some oats and made myself porridge this morning. Bloody lovely and took me back to being a boy. A hot breakfast before primary school with a bit of jam
-
You’re old enough and ugly enough to know that’s not the way mate. Don’t let whatever it is eat you up. The drink pretty much killed my old man! After our kid died at 14, he just went off the rails and at it and to hell with what he had to live for! Two sons, two beautiful granddaughters, everything paid off etc
-
Blair came into power with coffers full and he wanked it down the drain and just before losing, the Scottish prick (no offense to the Scottish) sold out our gold reserves at way below market value just to fuuck up the incoming Tories and by proxy create a situation that led back to debt. Don’t forget we paid off the debt to the Yanks after WWll and they (Labour) knew it would cause another couple of generations to live in debt if they opened the gates. Why the Tories didn’t reverse these decisions is beyond me, unless as Charts said, they’re the same c**ts on the other side of the coin!
-
Personally if my fezzers weren’t doing the job by 5days old, I’d cull
-
There’s plenty out there that hate paedos and have nothing to do with it. Point is, it needs to be completely independent people making the investigation. As for the punishment. I’d sleep easy with that job
-
I can easily get my head around it. Hire an external group to investigate. Canadians, Yanks, Ozzies etc people proven to have no connections to anyone here or in their home countries to Paedos and nothing to lose by being involved. They are the people who should be given full powers to investigate and accuse both perpetrators and enablers and those involved in cover ups and cowardice. Let the full evidence they unearth be made public, try every single one of them under British law and then rope the fuuckers and I don’t mean the long drop. Let them choke until the piss and shit themselves that
-
I’ve genuinely a load of experiences with border force and they’re all idiots. I got a jar of piccalilli took off me because it’s a liquid. I pointed out it was labeled in grams and so by weight therefore not in ml or litres etc and no different to a tin of sardines or tuna (which I also had). They were having non of it. Even the bloke taking it off me couldn’t look me in the eye. Made a fuss. Spoke with someone else and they said your name is now on a list what list? The piccalilli smugglers cartel list? The rest of the crowd in line were pissing themselves. Someone shouted to his mrs “quick
-
Also got stopped in Manchester with a cutthroat razor (no blades) and the mong said it’s a dangerous weapon. Finally got a supervisor over who, yep waved me through. My parting words were… “maybe hire people with more intelligence than a brick” All these times, I had hash taped to my balls
-
The third time was even more stupid. They’d identified someone bringing in fags from Spain on my flight and I got stopped. All I had was 2 packs of 50g Golden Virginia Ffs, nearly missed my train home because of it. Again I told them to get an education and maybe they could get more suitable work in ASDA. Yep police involved, searched and then they asked me to roll a fag to prove I smoked. They didn’t appreciate me lighting it up afterwards mind The police hate the border force as much as we do but they are there to protect not have a power trip because they were bullied at school and a
-
3 times I’ve had armed police surround me at Manchester airport! First 2 times was the usual little hitlers. One bitch, fuucking slag… my old passport didn’t have biometrics so I had to go to the desk. Silly fuucker said I didn’t look like my photo (the passport was nearly expired so the photo was 10 years old) I explained that time tends to change ones features, then the ill equipped bitch said “and you’ve got a beard” I shit you not! I told her to stop being a silly c**t and listen to my accent (which is pretty broad when I drop into it)…. It was at that moment the hairs on the back of my ne
-
The outsider (Yakuza based) on Netflix. Not a bad watch
-
Last time I was there, I didn’t even make it through customs before I wanted to fuuck off back to Spain! Little fuucking Hitlers at the border questioning my reasons for traveling to my own fuucking country and yes it was a non native and his fat ugly (I have a bit of power) lesbian colleague. Told them both none of their business to question a born and bred British citizen entering his home country. Ended up being escorted by armed police through the border, told to be a bit calmer next time and let on my way! Which was lucky because I had 5g of top grade hash taped to my balls
