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  1. The boil is very quick, literally just blanching it.
  2. It's only done with the tentacles normally. Some will beat the shit out of the whole thing though. Depends on the person cooking but normally high heat and very fast. It goes rubbery if you do it too long or too low. I've cooked it on the beach on my little BBQ and I always get it as hot as possible before putting it on. Be careful with the tips, they burn/ruin easy. The thicker pieces is what you fry up first then add the tips in the middle of cooking time
  3. Yep and many times lol. If you go to the older established small family type restaurants here. You'll hear many bangs from the kitchen when you order the octopus. They kick the fuuck out of it
  4. @welshphil This is the beach...
  5. Are those not chickpeas?
  6. Good eating is pulpo (octopus) just twat it against a surface, slice it up, fry it and serve with lemon
  7. Fuucking hell LMAO USA - Ceasefire in 6hours Israel - hold my pint
  8. I remember having vacs as a kid and they were all separate and there was time between them.
  9. Aye up there with those polystyrene planes you buy from the post office This is gonna kick off bad now!
  10. Are you thinking about the blackbird? Mach 3+ was it's top cruising speed above 80k feet. If I remember correctly one of the fastest fighter jets (not a bomber or reconnaissance) was the F14 Tomcat
  11. You know I ain't that small ya lanky jock
  12. I’m too old for this shit. My elbows and forearm are lumped, my knuckles are cracked, my foot feels like I’ve kicked a post… I did get a sick headbut in I don’t even remember doing it, I just flipped and terrified everyone. Blood everywhere and this morning I get shouted at about how hard it’ll be to clean it out of my shirt
  13. Spain has a law which allows them now
  14. I tried, wearing flip flops… didn’t work but caused enough damage. Pigs basically said go away and say no more. The mrs was screeching in Spanish. Probably on YouTube or tiky toky now. They all had their phones out. c**ts!
  15. Mrs had her phone stolen last night after a beautiful meal in Barcelona. (Photos later on the cooking thread). I caught one of the pricks and properly fuucked him up…. Moroccan Immigrant. My knuckles are cracked but so was his face, head and knees, I was pulled off by the pigs stamping on his head/body lol. Didn’t get the phone back coz it was passed before I caught the shitcunt.... but he got his and I got to go home with a sore hand and foot. Don’t stamp someone with flip flops is my advice
  16. And some possible dishonourable discharges. Where the fuuck was the regiment? Security measures? Perimeter security etc? Catch the culprits, line them up and execute them!
  17. Why weeks? Takes two seconds to say they're domestic terrorists
  18. mushroom

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    Have you been watching/reading Dune? Lol
  19. mushroom

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    I could.... But I won't lol. Couldn't live with a fatwa on me head
  20. mushroom

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    He's found his match or better McHull Vs ChatGTP live on pay per view, get your tickets now lol
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