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mushroom

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  1. They need to make that film
  2. First time I've ever read you shout... Sad day for mankind when Charts raises his voice.... (Peacocking muthaf) Lol
  3. there's no humour like that anymore.
  4. I buy them food and used to regularly do the rounds with a group on a weekend evening giving out sandwiches, soup and boiled eggs. Never give them money. Here, they sit outside the supermarkets. I'll always come out with something for them. Used to have a laugh giving them tins but they put paid to that when every tin now has a ring pull opener
  5. Anything purple tastes good is what I tell the Mrs
  6. The Mrs had a day off yesterday, so fuucked work off after mor I g meetings and we went owt owt lol came home last night and threw together a sausage satay (don't knock it until you've tried it!). Woke up this morning missing half of my bloody finger tip and Thai sausages for brekkie Anyways... Sausage satay with flat rice noodles. No photos 'caus I was very very not sober and missing a part of a major appendage.
  7. Culls! If I was that Shepard they'd be shot in the morning and replaced by ellevensies with a couple of JRTs and a 12 bore loaded with slugs. There's a museum in the mountains here where they have all the spiked dog collars for herd guardians to protect them against wolves and bears on display. The dogs in the pictures have that look about them that just says they would steam right in, no questions asked. I'm sure I posted photos on here years ago. I've come across a couple when in the mountains here and always give them a wide berth even dickhead recognises not to bother them or go near
  8. mushroom

    Jota

    That road is notorious for accidents mate.
  9. If he is an anti, he's just picked up a running pup lol I agree this has been an interesting thread, long may it continue to be so
  10. I'm with Wata on this. Free speech etc the dichkeads can be dealt with at a later date.. say a game fair allegedly. Edited because I've lost my ability to spell lol
  11. How many bans did you get ya lanky bam?
  12. The reality is, he just wants to argue on the t'internet with anyone because he's sad! That's the crux of it mate. I got an entire beer tent at Harewood stoned by accident. Raised my hands, said sorry and passed the joint lol I've never lived that down, even though I was a kid at the said alleged time of alleged actions involving substances that may or may not be legal lol.... He's the type of person that would poison your beer and stand back
  13. Shaggy get me outta this
  14. You'll see hundreds of cat colonies mate. In Spain they capture, cut them and release back where they were caught. Free pest control The ones that escape the old cut and no more babies, they get caught eventually lol
  15. They're all @Greyman wandering around at night in a cat suit! I proved it with a Daily Mail link ffs.... Fookin weirdo
  16. I'm now 100% sure that previous joke went right over ya head and you've based everything afterwards on that. I've never even done crack ya silly sod And I'm damn sure my brother would be proud and disappointed in me but he sure as hell would be less and more so if I acted like you have been doing. I offered you my home you silly bugger, offered to pay everything for you to make sure you were ok (others on here did too). I give up!
  17. Wow! Stooping so low as to make fun of a disabled lady with dementia. Pretty sure you've proven my point. And you, you nasty old man should take a long hard look in that mirror and ask if thy lovely wife you lost would be proud of what you've become! Pathetic individuals.
  18. The worst comeback in the history of THL, you really think you're something don't you! Well you are but clever/smart/intelligent is not that something love.
  19. If he's the forums thrush, then you are it's stage 4 colon cancer Sexy muthafuckaaaaaaaaa
  20. I warned you it was hot lol. Apparently we're gonna have a storm here, not sure if it will hit the islands though. If it does, it'll cool down a bit
  21. He swears (if I remember correctly) he saw a black one leap over the wall on the lamp. He knows the landscape and animals, he's caught most of them. Yet swears it wasn't anything native. I'd've back in the van sharpish lol
  22. @mC HULLenjoy mate. Watch the heat and the sun This shit is embarrassing!
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