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  1. mushroom
    Sorry Greb, that was aimed at Charts lol
  2. mushroom
    Like I said, show us what we all know about you and you did sweetpea. You’re nothing, a winnet of shit hanging from a bum hair, a fake, a fraud and not even clever. I’ve smacked my balls against bushes with a higher IQ than you’ve read about on Google
  3. mushroom
    The milk was off
  4. mushroom
    I’m off to smack the dog for no reason and smoke charcoal whilst drinking a glass of full fat. Back in a minute
  5. mushroom
    I wouldne sey nowt abowt that but I does believe in pixies
  6. mushroom
    Aye here we go… ~sad cnut who gets cleaned and returns like a bad dose of the clap ~sad cnut sees a topic and Googles it to seem like he’s got a bit about him ~sad cnut loses an argument about physics (which some who actually studied) starts griping ~sad cnut has no hunting dog but a fat Akita and pretends to be one of the lads. ~I reckon you’re a wrong ‘un nothing is below or above you, you’re filthy. Like that Angela lass I grew up with. So… bring it back and show the forum exactly who and what you are! (Bear in mind we all already know)
  7. mushroom
    Has thy established we went t’moon?
  8. mushroom
    I’ve had a few aswell mate
  9. mushroom
    It is if you are willing to accept we know nothing
  10. mushroom
    Of Biryani
  11. mushroom
    Walhikum salam. Peace onto all and I never realised you liked me! Stop it! You’ll make me all bashful you dervish wind djiin you
  12. mushroom
    And you were responsible for aircraft? For a fuucking country no less
  13. mushroom
    2+2 = 4
  14. mushroom
    If England win the World Cup does that mean we/humans landed on the moon? Or am I just wishful thinking? Lol
  15. mushroom
    A lovely kid walked up to me and said I have it here… in Brazilian Portuguese The wee man lent me his phone for the rest of the game. Just threw him a slushie, a plate of chicken wings and a tenner lol His dad was laughing and saying how do you normally watch it… I replied I’m not allowed as I get too excited
  16. mushroom
    My inbox is full Thanks but it’s always better to hear it firsthand lol I'm freaking out on the beach to get on this. To the point that people are leaving or moving away lol The mrs just said if Andorra score and you start shouting I’m Goff
  17. mushroom
    Yeah but won’t let me because I don’t have a fuucking TV license or something. Basically it’s saying jog on you cnut lol
  18. mushroom
    I’m in Spain and the fuuckers want a sniff… it’s on free telly ffs
  19. mushroom
    Please help me Ffs
  20. mushroom
    I’ll bow out, you are not worth it.
  21. mushroom
    Anyone have a link to the footie?
  22. mushroom
    No but if you’d been to a Uni and studied you’d understand that they used to be places of discourse and discussion, hence all topics were on the table and discussed with professors way smarter and knowledgeable than you could ever be! You understand copy and paste but none of the pains that it takes to reach that level of knowledge. You don’t stand on the shoulders of the greats, you whore their work to make yourself seem intelligent. I wouldn’t trust you to cut a ribbon let alone my hair!
  23. mushroom
    I’m on the beach mate with the mrs lol
  24. mushroom
    And copying and pasting is a far cry from understanding how to do a bowl cut
  25. mushroom
    I’d say if you’d been to hairdresser school like I went to uni and got my bachelors in maths then yeah you’d know more about cutting hair than me.
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