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  1. Been stung here a few times. Always at night. The worst one was skinny dipping with my ex, didn't even feel it. Got out of the water, a few mins later started to feel a burning sensation. Got the torch on it, inner thigh, cock and balls all had long weird shaped welts and burnt like fuuck for about a hour or so and was tender for days. Mrs kept offering to piss on me lol no thanks love.
  2. FFS Chid, dark dark humour lol
  3. That Doberman is the spit of how I remember my cousins bitch, big engine, calm demeanor around people she knew. She absolutely hated foxes with a passion. Non of the cropped ear bollocks neither
  4. That was my first thought but our kid wished me a happy birthday, so it ain't that
  5. Terrible thing dementia and the likes. I just laughed it off and said thanks for giving me life, I'm off for a pint
  6. My mum forgot my birthday t'other day
  7. Can't see the Turks allowing any funny business on their patch. Buy insurance and you can decide closer to the time and cover any losses
  8. PMSL... Hold my pint, does anyone have WiFi ?
  9. Wasn't it initially called the JSF project? Involving multiple defence contractors (BAE being one).
  10. Back then the dober blood would've still been good. I wouldn't think the UK blood would be any good nowadays with all the show shit about but I'd love to be wrong. I've always had a soft spot for the breed. My cousin had one back around late 80's,early 90's and she was a machine. Guard all-day then spend the night knocking foxes on the farm.
  11. Not so much a joke.... I complained on the cooking thread about what my Mrs made me... Just got home now (here it's a public holiday/fiesta, san Juan). I made some chilli oil with scotch bonnets the other day and decided to have a plate and add a bit of umpf to the dish..... It's hot, I'm naked and I dropped a bit of rice on my balls.... Didn't notice until it was too late... The yoghurt is helping and the Mrs is creased on the floor laughing
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  13. Nowhere near mind It's on the horizon.
  14. Hardware is manufactured. AI will build the software. That's the direction it's going in.
  15. Going back it has to be wormed or something and the vets in EU will stamp and put the info in the passport
  16. Yes that's the passport thing. Take it to the vets and say it's 3months old lol, they'll chip it, vaccinated it and give you the blue book Tomo did it for me for my dog. Maybe rules etc have changed but at the least look into it
  17. Bit different now. I've said before there's AI tools now that totally replace the need for a biz developer. They trawl LinkedIn etc and do the same job, books appointments. Companies (SMBs and enterprise) are starting to use them and clearing out teams.
  18. Whatever suits but if the pup is less than (I think) 10kg you can fly with it on Vueling with a passport. Check the rules though, since Brexit rules have changed.
  19. The prices as said, you could get abroad and spend less
  20. Have someone you trust look after it and have a break
  21. Me too, not a fan of pasta mate Tastes lovely but again who cooks potatoes and rice together?
  22. No mate she cooked the tatties in the rice
  23. Valid point! Eventually it will disrupt as all new tech does and we will adapt. Removing the need for a dev team though is way beyond. What takes a team of 50 highly skilled people will be replaced by two or three that have upskilled themselves
  24. mushroom

    Mink man

    Can't beat a good tamed aggressive hob for ratting in confined places imho
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