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  1. Gotta hand it to them…. They’re not afraid of having a straightener
  2. Slow for me here in Spain, poss site updates or host updates or shitty host company (AWS etc)
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    There's a few on here I can't stand the way they put themselves across and probably they feel likewise, yet I don't need to respond and neither do they. Sometimes I/they have and the convo has been amicable. It's no different to a pub. Some you can't stand but a day rare you'll have a conversation and leave it there after that
  4. Train will be about £2 each return mate By the way.... The rocks in the last pick are the ones I mentioned earlier
  5. 15-20mins on the train from where you're staying
  6. An experience that makes me laugh but wish to forget lol After that they would chat with me in the roof bar after the days meetings FFS. All I could think of was I wanted to tell them I'd now shaved and was presentable
  7. I was in Berlin and the hotel spa strictly no clothes/shorts/bikinis etc. it was mixed sex so I'm sat in the sauna balls out (deffo should've shaved) and in walks three of the top company directors/VP's one was a woman. They proceed to sit next to and opposite and strike up a conversation. The woman was opposite with her legs not exactly together lol. I was the only one with a bush, manscaping after that trauma became the norm PMSL
  8. Funnily enough she told me that when she was part of a band they used to practice in the friends basement (I'm guessing a different town than where she's from).... Old Josef's place was around the corner When she told me I would be expected to get naked in her parents sauna when we visit, I knew the time was up I'll get naked in a sauna (have done in mixed sex in Germany) but I'm not whacking my nob out Infront of the family lol
  9. She was Austrian and took naked saunas with her family so anything is possible
  10. Obviously she'd been watching Friends
  11. Been stung here a few times. Always at night. The worst one was skinny dipping with my ex, didn't even feel it. Got out of the water, a few mins later started to feel a burning sensation. Got the torch on it, inner thigh, cock and balls all had long weird shaped welts and burnt like fuuck for about a hour or so and was tender for days. Mrs kept offering to piss on me lol no thanks love.
  12. FFS Chid, dark dark humour lol
  13. That Doberman is the spit of how I remember my cousins bitch, big engine, calm demeanor around people she knew. She absolutely hated foxes with a passion. Non of the cropped ear bollocks neither
  14. That was my first thought but our kid wished me a happy birthday, so it ain't that
  15. Terrible thing dementia and the likes. I just laughed it off and said thanks for giving me life, I'm off for a pint
  16. My mum forgot my birthday t'other day
  17. Can't see the Turks allowing any funny business on their patch. Buy insurance and you can decide closer to the time and cover any losses
  18. PMSL... Hold my pint, does anyone have WiFi ?
  19. Wasn't it initially called the JSF project? Involving multiple defence contractors (BAE being one).
  20. Back then the dober blood would've still been good. I wouldn't think the UK blood would be any good nowadays with all the show shit about but I'd love to be wrong. I've always had a soft spot for the breed. My cousin had one back around late 80's,early 90's and she was a machine. Guard all-day then spend the night knocking foxes on the farm.
  21. Not so much a joke.... I complained on the cooking thread about what my Mrs made me... Just got home now (here it's a public holiday/fiesta, san Juan). I made some chilli oil with scotch bonnets the other day and decided to have a plate and add a bit of umpf to the dish..... It's hot, I'm naked and I dropped a bit of rice on my balls.... Didn't notice until it was too late... The yoghurt is helping and the Mrs is creased on the floor laughing
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  23. Nowhere near mind It's on the horizon.
  24. Hardware is manufactured. AI will build the software. That's the direction it's going in.
  25. Going back it has to be wormed or something and the vets in EU will stamp and put the info in the passport
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