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  1. The clue as to why is in the name.... Illegal/undocumented immigrant. It's a crime fgs People get sent down for not paying council tax yet the gov waste billions on these people. Spend that money shipping them back and only use military planes to do it. No one is stopping them taking off
  2. It should be like this in the pic or in the three dots/lines
  3. If you have a Gmail account it's fecking easy ffs and you can make it via link only
  4. By Uganda I meant right away, courtesy of an RAF cargo flight. But yes, seems to be way beyond my friend!
  5. The Uganda idea was the best bet
  6. I live atop a hill In all seriousness, I've seen more water in the shower. They are just panicking because of the bad floods last year
  7. Received this earlier around 2pm local.. We had a storm for about 20mins, in Blighty we would say, might need an umbrella if going to the shops lol... Just received this now.... Bit of overkill if you ask me lol. The whole neighborhood's phone were going off like the Russians were sending a couple of nukes over ffs After last year's shit show in Valencia and other places, the gov ain't taking no chances now.
  8. I wasn't but seem to remember him gan on about it or something similar. You're a tight c**t In fairness, he looks f**k all like a Pole and yet, maybe someone who would sell you chored bacon though. Ya fae some bacon mister FLMAO
  9. A few years ago I was in a pub in (I think) Wythenshawe Manchester near the airport and went to the ASDA, on the way back to the airport I nipped into a pub. Sat there with bags of British goodies to bring back here and some giant of a bloke, walks over and says what're you selling mate lol Fuuck all ya cheeky cnut, I'm on my way home to Barcelona. His face was a picture Ended up staying for a couple and game of pool with them lol
  10. Selling cheese, Gillette blades and steaks in the fuucking pub ffs lol Horrible drug. We all knew as kids to stay away from it and that stuck with me through my raving days. Like down said, never once did I think "oooo that looks like a laugh"
  11. They need to make that film
  12. First time I've ever read you shout... Sad day for mankind when Charts raises his voice.... (Peacocking muthaf) Lol
  13. there's no humour like that anymore.
  14. I buy them food and used to regularly do the rounds with a group on a weekend evening giving out sandwiches, soup and boiled eggs. Never give them money. Here, they sit outside the supermarkets. I'll always come out with something for them. Used to have a laugh giving them tins but they put paid to that when every tin now has a ring pull opener
  15. Anything purple tastes good is what I tell the Mrs
  16. The Mrs had a day off yesterday, so fuucked work off after mor I g meetings and we went owt owt lol came home last night and threw together a sausage satay (don't knock it until you've tried it!). Woke up this morning missing half of my bloody finger tip and Thai sausages for brekkie Anyways... Sausage satay with flat rice noodles. No photos 'caus I was very very not sober and missing a part of a major appendage.
  17. Culls! If I was that Shepard they'd be shot in the morning and replaced by ellevensies with a couple of JRTs and a 12 bore loaded with slugs. There's a museum in the mountains here where they have all the spiked dog collars for herd guardians to protect them against wolves and bears on display. The dogs in the pictures have that look about them that just says they would steam right in, no questions asked. I'm sure I posted photos on here years ago. I've come across a couple when in the mountains here and always give them a wide berth even dickhead recognises not to bother them or go near
  18. mushroom

    Jota

    That road is notorious for accidents mate.
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