mushroom
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Everything posted by mushroom
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Get t'fuuck you weird c**t! Thread's been going for years, all happy and you ya thick cnut chirp in with utter bollocks all the time. f**k off and die ya twat.
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Some are but they will have their handgun license and active duty certificate. All are armed with truncheons. I've a mate who has both and works security, sometimes for cash vans with his revolver... It's a beast of a gun.
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My kids won't see a dime... It's all going to to the black Christmas church in Nigeria Africa to help the babies, your man said so
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Mate they're Latinas! So it's fuucked before you even enter. Even my Mrs (Honduras) said let's have a beer here whilst you roll a spliff before I torment and inflict upon you this shit lol There was a bird there with a bloody tripod taking photos for her whatever accounts. I'll give it to my Mrs, she's a good un... one who understands I'm a miserable English wanker and abides Food was banging lol
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You can go and fuuck yoursen.... Wanker, I came for a western
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Hang on... If I want to bum Blair surely that's on him?
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Little b*****ds have done nothing but fuuck me off all day FFS lol... I've warmed up a bit after 7 pints but still... I wanna trip the wee cnuts up, watch them bang their heads and laugh.... The Mrs said no, I'm not allowed to
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Yep... To follow from my earlier rant of hating kids birthday parties.... Ok, when the little fuuckers give you a hug, all dressed as a Disney princess (that's just the lads lol) with big toothless smiles, it does warm the heart a bit. Little wankers! Food is bloody banging mind lol My Mrs is looking at me like she's found Jesus. I'm looking at her saying not a f***ing chance sweet pea 'kin little nob heads
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I wanna feed 3m of rope up his arse then hang him from his entrails that I will inevitably pull out
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Lol who said bumming was on the cards? That's too sensual
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Went to one of them arcade things that are popping up last Saturday. Walked out for a blast and felt like I'd mainlined crack! Them cnuts are an attack on all your senses. If you've epilepsy I'd suggest stay away I killed it on the rifles mind lol
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Lol
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He looks like summat
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Many ya bam! Just like I enjoy a fine cigar or whisky, I can take it or leave it. Sounds like you've weak minded mates who couldn't string a sentence together to get more benefits
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Phobia means an irrational fear of! He can fuuck off to his home country and it damn sure ain't in Europe! A Jack Russell born in a stable isn't a race horse
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Bring back the death penalty and backdate it. Stop all benefits for those who do not need them (fat, lazy white slags too). Deport all immigrants on benefits, they're a drain. Deport anyone illegal or just drop them in the north sea. Show that we as a people mean business. Force the country to rise from its knees. The strong of us should show the way, as has always been until this shit show that Blair created! Oh and give me a 3m rope, a tub of vaseline and 10 mins with Tony war criminal, treacherous cnut Blair. I'll have him apologising in 30 seconds, the remaining 9 mins an
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I haven't owned a car since I moved to Spain (14+ years). Public transport is cheap as fuuck here, works and is on time.... If I need a motor, I just borrow a mate's. Laws are a bit different here if the car is insured the driver is too. Bit like a traders policy in UK.
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That would be a psychological addiction, not the same as ciggies mate. I smoke the bud but never when working or during the week. I save it for the weekends so I can enjoy it. You'd be amazed how it helps dealing with a bunch of screaming 6 year old little fuuckers and not wringing their wee necks
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My cat is the spit of that but blue and white, same markings. She caught a bird off my window sill once in mid flight without balking at the 17m drop. Crazy how successful they can be as hunters. Proper predators.
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Turn left into a tree and do a Marc Bolan ya boring nob jockey!
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I'll take the little fuuckers out if it comes to it Wankers! It's Sunday FFS I just wanna play pool and have a beer with the lads lol
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Reintroduce the death penalty and back date it for all serving relevant crimes. Clear out!
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Being dragged to a fuuckin 6 year old's birthday party. I've paid 50 notes for the present what more do you want? Why do I have to attend for Christ's sake
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Pretty certain we will prevail. It'll be messy but we will win in the end
