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  1. Keep the pan at a medium heat mate its child's play .......
  2. Microwave for fucks sake fellas ... Right pan on the heat ... Butter into the pan until it melts crack your eggs directly into the pan and break down with a wooden spoon as it cooks stir ... Don't continuously stir ... Stir only when the eggs are sticking if you know what I mean ... When half the mixture is cooked add some milk .... Keep stirring until the eggs are % done ... Turn of the heat keep stirring for another half a minuet then tip out onto your plate .... Lovely creamy fluffy scrambled eggs .........
  3. socks

    Food.

    I quite like cooking and I can throw together a decent meal ... But I am married to a cross between Mrs beeton fanny cradock Gordon Ramsey and Mary berry so I don't get much chance to put my skills to the test ... We don't do frozen food in my house as my missus feels as if she has failed if she doesn't put a meal on the table that she has made from scratch ... She shops around four times a week to make sure we have fresh produce to cook from and never buys processed food ... It don't come cheap but she does produce stunning healthy meals every night ... Don't get me wrong I love a nice pizza
  4. Wasn't the exact same joke on here about three days ago ??? .......
  5. gift me the dog,il throw plenty work at it,see what come of it in the future Everyone loves a chancer .........
  6. It probably just highlighted the coats colour much the same as adding beta Carotine to a German shepherds diet brings out the red in the coat coloration .......
  7. If your talking about ibuprofen mate that's a no no .........
  8. I will make you an offer ... You give me the traps and I won't shave all your hair and beard off at the fishing comp .........
  9. Its expensive mate and as I said you can't use it long term ......
  10. Metacam is no good for arthritis mate as you can't give it long term ... Get to the chemist and get glucosamine and give to the dog daily ........
  11. What do you need to treat with metacam as arnica6c that you can buy in any chemist will do most jobs that metacam will ......
  12. If I was guy one I would probably get myself to hospital ..........
  13. Remember one of the rules is no fishing the match lake prior to the comp ....... .........Define "Prior" ?? Long time till the match. ;) Five days prior to the comp ..........
  14. socks

    Joke

    Fukc me sandy they are older than chids ..........
  15. Remember one of the rules is no fishing the match lake prior to the comp .......
  16. socks

    Joke

    I think I was around 10 when I first heard that one .........
  17. Brilliant news well done to the young lady .......
  18. I would have blown its fukcing face off .......
  19. There are loads of hotchpotch remedies out there that claim to harden feet but as has been said the best way to harden feet is controlled walking and build it up steadily .........
  20. What a cracking picture .......
  21. Sounds like it was a great trip ... All the best with your move mate ... Hope it all goes to plan ......
  22. Get a tougher dog .........
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