PeakOil
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Tell the cooonts to feck right off. While they are gone if you need to 'tidy' the house get on with it. See if you can lodge your mutts and/or ferrets with a trusted family member or friend for a while. You might want to dust your PC, laptop and mobile if they got a bit mucky while out and about. Or lend them to someone for a while because their laptop / pc broke. New to you cheap as chips mobile and PAYG sim with family, friends mobile numbers in. Make sure the gate(s) in to your back yard are always closed and locked. You might need to make the gate / fence / wall a couple of feet ta
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He ain't a guard dog officer / your honour, he is the beloved family pet.
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Feck me you can't abuse anyone these days. I remembr being at a game a few years ago and the filth arrested folk for singing 'Yer just a town full of Pakis' and the other side singing back 'Yer just a town full of queers' Yet the fuckers can't send anyone round when some c**t is trying to break in to my garage. Yet if I had given the twat a good hiding I bet a penny to a pound plenty of rozzers would have been round in a flash.
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Ginger b*****d!
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Tell the coonts to feck off and write to them withdrawing their implied right of access to your property. Any further visitors from Crapita will be treated as trespassers and any trespassers will be removed with reasonable force. I have refused to pay the TV tax for 10 years, after the twats harassed me when I didn't have a TV. My dads TV broke so I gave him mine. You would have to be very stupid imho to be taken to court and prosecuted by TVL / Crapita. If you invite them in and show them you are watching TV with no licence, fair enough. If your TV aint visible from the front window and y
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Have to keep everything locked 24/7 round here. I go mad at the GF for leaving the front door and back door unlocked. Have 2 gates at the side of the house that allow access to the back keep them locked. Got my motorbikes in the garage at the back, keep that locked, alarmed and the bikes chained together and through a couple of ground anchors. Bedroom window overlooks the garage if I catch any fecker in the back again I have plenty of stuff to hand to chuck at them that will hurt worse than a paper cut. Put 4 strands of barbed wire up and some where the c**ts had been climbing over, got s
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My own unwritten rule is that if an advert is riddled with txt speak, spelling and punctuation errors I avoid it. It has probably cost me the odd 'bargain' in the past, but in over 10 years of buying and selling on various forums I have never been scammed.
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I will go for 16, gotta keep it legal now then now then.
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It is about time the shower of shite that is big business best friend, Oxbridge clique, funny handshakes, kiddy fiddlers, in the pockets of banksters, piss taking cartel that is Labour and the Tories was banished forever. Voted totally out of government and councils, along with their party toady b*****d police commisioners, for ever. There must be at least a thousand more pressing issues for them to meddle with, make worse and obfuscate. Hunting rabbits and rats, really? Anyone who votes New Labour, Tory or Lib Dem is fast becoming a traitor in my eyes.
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Every time the c**ts get rumbled the mobile numbers, email addresses and postal addresses the scamming pricks are using should be posted on a pinned Scamsters Paradise thread. Along with cut and pastes of their latest 'adverts'. How the feckers aren't suffering broken fingers and unable to use a mouse and keyboard is beyond me.
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I watch him from time to time. His maniac shouty rants do my head in.
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/pudsey-electrified-to-prevent-hugging-2012111649266
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I wonder how many folk who know a lot less / nowt about their vehicles have been unfairly stung because of the incompetent ministry man? Reminds me of one or two of the 'discussions' I have had with MOT testers over the years.
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It will still be a long time before I consider spending any money in WH Smith again.
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Feck! I jumped back from the screen at the end!!!
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The ban on smoking in public places, have you quit?
PeakOil replied to FERRETBOY's topic in General Talk
It was not the ban that cut down my smoking, if anything I am inclined to spark up a crafty one when in a public place. f**k tha ban and all that. It is the f*****g price of 'legal' shop bought tabs that made me think what tha fook? When I can get smuggled baccy at a reasonable price I will smoke as much as I used to when it was more affordable. When I can't I cut down DRASTICALLY, or 'quit' for a while. I pay the b*****d Government enough in income tax, NI, council tax, VAT, fuel duty, road tax and alcohol duty and no doubt some other excuses to dip their hands in my pocket I have forgott -
She is a paid troll. Ignore her and hope the weight of all the money she owes slowly and painfully crushes the haggared old troll.
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Cheap labour to undercut the peons and keep their wages down and profits and bonuses up. Cheap gardners, maids, domestic servants and duck house cleaners for his lordship. People willing to be crammed in Tory landlords slums, pay cash and not complain about substandard accommodation. People willing to drive the taxis and serve the fast food the peons crave of a Friday and Saturday night. Even skilled trades like chippies, brickies, sparks, plumbers, plasterers and roofers need to be kept in their place. But who presided over these hundreds of thousands or millions of immigrants? Who let th
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I saw the odd moron driving like that round here when we last had the bad snow and ice. Usually in a new, expensive pretend off roader. Makes me laugh when they come a cropper so long as their stupidity and impatience hurts only them.
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Get some pics on't thread!
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Had 3 cheeky fuckers aged 17 / 18 knock on the door last night trick or treating dressed in tracky bottoms and hoodies swigging from cans of Heineken. They didn't want any sweets, only money so as one got gobby I set the hosepipe on the lot of em. After squealing like wee girls and running about fifty yards down the road and me doubled up in laughter their Big Man act made a return as they shouted WANKER, TWAT at me from a good 60 yards away.
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I once got whacked by an upgraded electric fence intended to keep bulls in.
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I do a bit on't rivers and canals.
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Not so much ramblers but I remember finding some stupid twats had decided to climb over a locked gate and set up their picnic in a small field that has no public right of way through it and is well hedged and fenced off. Seemingly oblivious to the irritated fella who resided in there bellowing, pawing the ground and generally looking like he wanted to crush the pair of em.
