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PeakOil

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  1. My mates dad shut his high street shop down a couple of years ago. The poor impoverished landlord put his rent up from £200k per annum to £250k per annum at the same time his business rates nigh on doubled to £107k per annum. To many greedy parasites wanting a slice of your hard earned. Nowt will be left apart from the odd pub, charity shop, takeaway, nail bar, pawnbrokers and bookies breaking up the monotony of empty boarded up shopfronts.
  2. Feck me that daft old hag in Cumbria will be printing this thread out and taking it down her local cop shop as proof of badger baiting on THL.
  3. Ugly old c**t. I will run over a rabbit on the way home just for that sour faced old hag. As for running to the rozzers with a print out of what someone said on the internet, get a grip motherfucker! I am planning to steal all the gold from the vaults in the Bank of England, Elvis Presley and Jack Hargreaves are driving the get away trucks. I plan to make my escape along Threadneedle St on the back of Red Rum. Once I make it to the river I am hitching a lift over to Holland on the back of the Loch Ness Monster.
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    tax

    WELL THATS THE TORYS FOR YOU Yeah because New Labour and the Lib Dems would have made things so much better for the peons wouldn't they.
  5. I didn't think any of our Irish friends on here could read, apart from that fella in Galway. If there is still decent prospects in Aus in your line of work imho you would be better off on the next plane back to convictland. Good luck yer great soft arsed ginger whingebag ye!
  6. The Kalahari desert encompasses parts of Namibia, Botswana and South Africa, it joins with the Namib desert. The bushmen that live in the Kalahari desert are amazing, some of the best hunting and survival skills on the planet.
  7. Aboot the only half decent thing I can think of the Bent Broadcasting Corporation does. But if I mug and old granny for her pension money and put a tenner of it in a charity box, does it make it alright?
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    tv licence

    I get the odd bit of junk mail off Crapita. I just ignore it same as I have done for years, same as the junk mail I get from Parking Eye and Town and City Parking. If any of em had even one leg, nay half of one leg to stand on they would send me court papers. Not junk mail.
  9. Feck the bee bee see and feck paying the TV tax!
  10. Will a copy of The Koran keep the ARSEPCA away as well as the filth?
  11. they drew first blood :laugh: and won :laugh: His 'Lordships' Mr Amaury and Mr Detmar Blow in their Soviet helicopter hovering over the brook, leaning out firing bullets in to the water milegajo has just dived in to, as the helicopter flies lower and lower over the brook while his Lordships are firing in to the water. Suddenly milegajo leaps up from under the water, grabs the gun, tips his Lordships oot in the brook. Milegajo throws the bailiff pilot who broke his door out of the helicopter and takes over it. The second bailiff leaps to his death from the helicopter. Flying back to
  12. Feck I returned hoping milegajo would have gorn all John J Rambo in them thar woods and had the authorities on the back foot. So long as he had lawful reason for being oot and aboot wi a knife wi a blade more than three inches. Best of luck with whatever you decide fella.
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    Messi

    Pah none of em are fit to lace Michael Ricketts boots.
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    security

    Pyracanthra Get Pyracantha planted, it will keep out robbing scum bags, those thorns are some nasty tackle!
  15. I think I used to have Smack my Bitch Up set as my first song.
  16. Done in on orders from Her Maj?
  17. PeakOil

    James Traynor

    Tha fook art on aboot?
  18. Panem et circenses, still as relevant as it was 2000 years ago and still in use like it was 2000 years ago. Probably still be in use 2000 years from now. Or should that be pan y toros fer't dwarf?
  19. Putting all the party political bullshit to one side. Imho both parties would have done very similar if they had been in power 1997 - 2010. Both would have allowed their chums in the city to get out of control. Both would have let houseprices and borrowing spiral out of control, remember 1987 - 1996? Both would have let loads of immigrants in to the country. Labour so they would vote for them and keep inflation down, wages down and provide their chums with big profits and bonuses by working long hours for little money. Tories the same except for the voting for them bit. Labour let the publ
  20. There might be something in Sale of Goods Act or The Consumer Protection (Distance Selling) Regulations 2000. I would get on to the bank for a charge back first.
  21. How did you pay? I would be on to the bank for a refund first.
  22. They are fooked no matter what they try to do. You can't borrow and spend your way out of the current clusterfuck. The clusterfuck is too big, the debt is too big, the debt is growing too fast. To many people are latched on to the ever lactating teat of the state, weaning them off it will be nigh on impossible imho without a massive war, currency collapse / hyperinflation / some other nasty shit. You can't keep running the large deficits currently being operated for perpetuity propped up by money printing and negative real interest rates. Every paper currency throughout history has eventually
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