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mackem

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  1. He might let her drag him down if he was paying her £120-150 an hour in one of the dominatrix dungeons and he wanted to be punished for being a naughty child just like nanny used to punish him in her "Special-way" when he was a little boy
  2. Some poles are already going back to Europe due to the strength of the Euro.
  3. As you said Grover,its the pensioners who suffer,worked hard all their lives,paid their taxes,some of them had loved ones who gave their lives for this country,but they are classed as expendables mate,as are we all,f**k labour right off next election
  4. Chess,you crazy crustacean hunter,you werent sailing out of nantucket,boat called the pequod were you?I always wondered where you got that limp from We are using our boat this weekend matey,nothing like a bit of night time nauticals But I enjoyed last night,it was fun And hey,Chess............Be careful out there
  5. They are power-crazed wannabees,chest beating,postulating dumb-f**kers,they banned me
  6. It was actually funny as f**k Maty,we got the fish we needed and had a good night out,better than sitting at home with face-ache as we just glare at each other nowadays,besides,its her camera,its at home drying in the airing cupboard I hope Richard-of-york-gave-battle-in-vain,Rainbows mate But all JOE chatted about last night was his trip up to Sunderland to try for those Wear salmon Good job I wasnt using my new kit last night A combined weight of over 20kg would have pulled me right down,I dont think I will ever use that on solo-forays I actually sat and thought about the implica
  7. Slightly misleading opening to the thread,theres a bit of a chasm between 13-47 rabbits,plus theres dozens of half-grown bunnies around at the moment,we must have seen 50 in one field at the weekend,summer bunnies?13?
  8. We could always go to Poland to work
  9. Went fishing last night(makes a change)so we are en-route to the venue and JOE told me he had forgotten the nymphs and flies But he did promise to bring them "next-time"Oh,thats ok then Luckily I am pretty resourceful(My wife said I can make something out of nothing)and I was fortunate to have received a copy of "Ways of the old poacher part 27"last week to review for old Pat himself.Excellent DVD(pension fund topper-upper)buy it when its released in 2012 to coincide with the opening of the Olympics(smart marketing ploy Pat),featuring the new "Care-snare" as invented by old Carey-snarey hi
  10. My son started shooting a .38 at the age of 8 but he is quite a robust in stature,he has fired a lot of different weapons since then including an MP5 and a HK94
  11. It could be Willyrenny's strap-on in which case he could just shout "Ha bitch,think again" and unbuckle it like a real man!
  12. Sir Isaac Newton wondered why an apple falling from the sky.................He obviously played hooky and skipped Physics lessons at school the day Teach explained univeral Gravitation
  13. Said it before,say it again..................All in all he's just A'nother prick in the wall!
  14. You saw me at the weekend JOE "No Wading" but you still couldnt keep me out of the water,part seal
  15. I am not sorry,its great,off out fishing again tonight
  16. Oh well,wont have to pay to watch repeats much longer,not once I am happily living with BC's hubby
  17. It IS a repeat then,this was on not so long ago
  18. The Beschenivsky case,the guy flew back to Somalia(he came here as a refugee,but he soon went back when on the run)you know what to do,the next time you apply for a passport send in pics taken when your peering out of your letterbox,just claim to be agoraphobic,fight the case using hundreds of thousands of pounds of tax-payers money,every other f***er does it,just jump on the bandwagon,its a free ride
  19. The baldy one always reminded me of uncle fester slimmer twin brother
  20. They are in Durham city at the moment netman,mate of mine had five out,leave some for me Rex,I will be up before long Actually going fishing tonight just to sharpen my skills
  21. Never even heard of this fish,possibly because of its scarcity and limited geographical distribution,but has anyone ever actually caught one here in the UK? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_...and/7492780.stm
  22. We could swap for a year,I could live with your hubby and get cable and satellite installed,you could live with my wife(we aint talking at the moment)and watch auntie beeb to your hearts content,deal?
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