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mackem

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  1. Yeah mate,eaten a few,I have had the curly european and latin american ones,and I even had some smooth-straight,and silky ones in asia No curl to them whatsoever
  2. why do you think you know it mackem,h Yeah Mark,its names Rachel,I am sure I met it in a pub in Chester-le-street once Sorry about that,I had an extra sugar in my coffee,does me no good at all I have seen similar beats on the Tyne,Tees,and wear,but I am up in the north-east soon,just having a plodge around some waters,just naturally curious I guess,sorry about being facetious,I am a tw*t sometimes
  3. Get yourself a mini-tripod and remote control Dogga,the tripod was £3
  4. Fish,dont worry JOE checked out that exact same spot a few weeks ago?We are already planning a visit :clapper:Its the one with the no fishing sign?
  5. Oily skin from fish Simo? I never touch the stuff,cant stand it :sick:
  6. I have been to Caithness in december Gav I know where I would rather be
  7. Looks great gav apart from one thing......................GREY SKIES
  8. Bad luck,we fished a place a few weeks ago,fished for maybe 30 minutes and got 57,odd place right in the middle of thick woodland,only accessible by walking half a mile down a dirt track,JOE kept saying lets get 100 just for a picture but to be honest we struggled carrying what we did catch,its the sort of venue if you fished for a couple of hours you could come away with several hundred but I just dont have freezer space,especially not with the salmon season coming up What sort of general area did you visit tonight?
  9. Ignore him Will,remember what your mum tells you,dont talk to strange men
  10. mackem

    what lube.

    A gobbet of phlegm should do the trick,but I never needed artificial lube,I just took my time,its like a meal,always eat your starter slowly,gives the main course time to cook thoroughly
  11. mackem

    what lube.

    His last girlfriend worked in a chippy,I knew a guy once worked in a crematorium,used to get his girlfriend perfume that they used at work behind the scenes
  12. mackem

    what lube.

    I dont mean that mate,I mean some women are so ugly they are best taken from behind
  13. Anyone who deliberately takes a childs life should obviously forfeit their own,I agree KB.
  14. mackem

    what lube.

    Extra virgin olive oil?
  15. mackem

    what lube.

    mackem, you worry me............. I only gave him that advice in case she had a moustache Some guys have low standards
  16. mackem

    what lube.

    A squirt of WD40 normally opens anything
  17. mackem

    what lube.

    I remember seeing sachets of anal-lubricant in that Homo shop in Soho,the one that sold "Ken" dolls,I think it was called "Friendz"...The blurb on the sachet was something like "When you want to be really close,be FRIENDZ"
  18. Carrying off rabbit carcasses? HOW BIG ARE THOSE WASPS
  19. That was the book that,as my mam put it,turned me "strange" Excellent book,read the chapter on the badger-dig,and I became obsessed with boomeranging ducks
  20. If it dont spit the acid its a lesser-mongolian
  21. Mongolian death worm So they DO exist outside of cryptozoology Send the pic to the FORTEAN TIMES and earn yourself a fortune Does it spit acid
  22. Best thing about islands is getting to them,Bongao,I went to it years ago,my brother-in-law was back there last week,nothing quite as good as archipelagoes
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