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  1. mackem
    Can I name it peter?
  2. mackem
    It could be Willyrenny's strap-on in which case he could just shout "Ha bitch,think again" and unbuckle it like a real man!
  3. mackem
    Sir Isaac Newton wondered why an apple falling from the sky.................He obviously played hooky and skipped Physics lessons at school the day Teach explained univeral Gravitation
  4. mackem
    Said it before,say it again..................All in all he's just A'nother prick in the wall!
  5. mackem
    You saw me at the weekend JOE "No Wading" but you still couldnt keep me out of the water,part seal
  6. mackem
    VERY good hunt
  7. mackem
    I am not sorry,its great,off out fishing again tonight
  8. mackem
    Oh well,wont have to pay to watch repeats much longer,not once I am happily living with BC's hubby
  9. mackem
    It IS a repeat then,this was on not so long ago
  10. mackem
    The Beschenivsky case,the guy flew back to Somalia(he came here as a refugee,but he soon went back when on the run)you know what to do,the next time you apply for a passport send in pics taken when your peering out of your letterbox,just claim to be agoraphobic,fight the case using hundreds of thousands of pounds of tax-payers money,every other f***er does it,just jump on the bandwagon,its a free ride
  11. mackem
    The baldy one always reminded me of uncle fester slimmer twin brother
  12. mackem
    Classic Jack
  13. mackem
    They are in Durham city at the moment netman,mate of mine had five out,leave some for me Rex,I will be up before long Actually going fishing tonight just to sharpen my skills
  14. mackem
    Never even heard of this fish,possibly because of its scarcity and limited geographical distribution,but has anyone ever actually caught one here in the UK? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_...and/7492780.stm
  15. mackem
    We could swap for a year,I could live with your hubby and get cable and satellite installed,you could live with my wife(we aint talking at the moment)and watch auntie beeb to your hearts content,deal?
  16. mackem
    Ah,the old american spider fly Have you used the newer cobweb version Rex,I believe its patented by the peter-parker company?
  17. mackem
    I had a few Barnett wildcats I used for bunnies and the odd roosting pheasant adey,wouldnt advise anyone to get one for hunting,much more accurate are todays modern crossbows,theres a hunting magazine stateside dedicated to crossbpw hunting and there are several websites
  18. mackem
    You wish you had BBC2 All the hunting channels you have over there BC and you wish you had our terestrial TV
  19. mackem
    Is it a repeat?The guy wants to release wolves etc?
  20. mackem
    Mono-fly never failed me,favourite colour?Transparent!
  21. mackem
    Which part of the wear,I used to fish it often
  22. mackem
    Sad admission but I have a picture where I am Paul Michael Glasers doppleganger
  23. mackem
    Merhaba Mehmet,the only thing I ever learnt in Turkey apart from the odd few words was Götünü siktimi orospusu Which I was told means "Do you do anal madam"
  24. mackem
    Gyles Brandreth beats Edmonds hands down in the JUMPERS dept,he was once voted "Mr Sweaters" on TV
  25. mackem
    And the rumour was you charged :kiss:
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