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mackem

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  1. Syringe You got a habit Fishy?Epoxy?Glue is just as bad mate,you want to stay off that stuff
  2. Goridan sounds like some sort of spicy vindaloo,do you think it would be a match for the old Tandoori-Nymph
  3. I did,most unlike me to make a spelling mistake fishy,as you well know,but its late,I worked all day and only had 2 hours sleep last night due to being out,yup,thats the one,the good old gordian knot,what the f**k is a goridan
  4. Its actually a well known tackle-shop that advertises in "Sea Angler",there appears to have been a mix up with the shipment as it looks nothing whatsoever like what was ordered I normally use a goridan knot
  5. Mark,ever thought of tapping into the angling or diving scene,if theres any decent fishing marks off-shore or wrecks its ideal for summer,then aim for rabbiters in winter
  6. I have had deer,fallow,with a bow,and I am chatting to a malaysian guy who has taken wild pig and a sun bear with a bow,I hope to visit him next year when I am in his area.You lived in fantastic white tail and moose country,you should have had a go
  7. Was the kid that got bit in croydon?There was a report of a woman being bit in london as well
  8. Thanks for the extra digit,I stuck it in the fridge,might pick my nose with it later,saves me using my own
  9. You can hunt all canadian legal wildlife with a bow LG,its always been my wet-dream to take a bear with a bow
  10. What am I supposed to do with that finger?Sit on it or lick it? Great minds think alike,tell hubby he is only temporarily being dumped,and make sure you marry an impotent old guy
  11. If you want it that bad it HURTS you could always divorce hubby,marry some rich guy who will probably buy you the land as a wedding prezzie
  12. I have a mate who lives up near you called Clucky,he is into Bull X's
  13. I just been looking for that lake you PM'd me about..............£28 for five fish Your going to be bankrupt mate
  14. Local-ish,not so far,but I like the dorset coastline
  15. He could be trying to "Groom" you
  16. Cupid,you missed the bit out about that incessant fu**ing screaming and yowling,goes on,and on,and on And yup,they chew open bin-bags and strewn rubbish all over the street
  17. Sounds good Nog,poole harbour,not far at all,whats the bass situation like down there,many about
  18. Chess,chess,chess my little butter-bean,whats assumption the mother of?I explained this once,the "Parachute" was/is a cock-up in the packing department,a total shambles on their part,but Guess what?I dont REALLY want to tell you this old chum,but remember the other three saltawter fly-rods? Your NOT going to believe this and I aint going to name-and-shame the company concerned but well,JOE received another three "parachutes" yesterday
  19. You were in Frankland Sprags
  20. You should try living in my house then,the kids can swim like otters and are growing f***ing gills Good job we start the bass and salmon next month
  21. Remember the Quid bet,thats most important We dont have a fishing place as such,just a good number of lakes and ponds whose owners are decent enough to allow us to fish whenever we want,normally after dark as I cant abide fishing with large numbers of other guests on a water,but we are lucky enough to have one place where I KNOW we could get quadruple figures in a night,and would make a f***ing hysterical photograph but then what?What do you do with 1000 fish?
  22. Fish,that stretch your mentioning isnt your old favourite at the back of Tesco is it?Some big brownies in there
  23. If they are on your doorstep,and you have permission to fish them(as we always do) then why not visit them one night? We would even come up,we can have our fishing match there,winner gets a quid,your bound to win as most matches favour the home team
  24. There are people in London feeding them already on some of the commons or even in the parks,I saw a news report on an old ladies "Tame" foxes last year sometime.
  25. That was the thing about Caithness back then LD,you COULD guarantee numbers,whether dogging,ferreting,netting whatever,I used to go there several times a winter,never had a dog knocked up so maybe I was lucky,but the numbers were always there and seemed never to diminish,we got 800+ one week,back there three months later working the same ground it was like we handt even scratched the surface,the place was heaving I wonder what its like nowadays
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