mackem
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Bad luck,we fished a place a few weeks ago,fished for maybe 30 minutes and got 57,odd place right in the middle of thick woodland,only accessible by walking half a mile down a dirt track,JOE kept saying lets get 100 just for a picture but to be honest we struggled carrying what we did catch,its the sort of venue if you fished for a couple of hours you could come away with several hundred but I just dont have freezer space,especially not with the salmon season coming up What sort of general area did you visit tonight?
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Ignore him Will,remember what your mum tells you,dont talk to strange men
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A gobbet of phlegm should do the trick,but I never needed artificial lube,I just took my time,its like a meal,always eat your starter slowly,gives the main course time to cook thoroughly
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His last girlfriend worked in a chippy,I knew a guy once worked in a crematorium,used to get his girlfriend perfume that they used at work behind the scenes
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I dont mean that mate,I mean some women are so ugly they are best taken from behind
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Anyone who deliberately takes a childs life should obviously forfeit their own,I agree KB.
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Extra virgin olive oil?
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mackem, you worry me............. I only gave him that advice in case she had a moustache Some guys have low standards
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Crowbar
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A squirt of WD40 normally opens anything
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I remember seeing sachets of anal-lubricant in that Homo shop in Soho,the one that sold "Ken" dolls,I think it was called "Friendz"...The blurb on the sachet was something like "When you want to be really close,be FRIENDZ"
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A wasp stealing ham from a picnic sandwich.
mackem replied to Scarpa's topic in Wildlife and General Photography
Carrying off rabbit carcasses? HOW BIG ARE THOSE WASPS -
That was the book that,as my mam put it,turned me "strange" Excellent book,read the chapter on the badger-dig,and I became obsessed with boomeranging ducks
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If it dont spit the acid its a lesser-mongolian
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Mongolian death worm So they DO exist outside of cryptozoology Send the pic to the FORTEAN TIMES and earn yourself a fortune Does it spit acid
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Best thing about islands is getting to them,Bongao,I went to it years ago,my brother-in-law was back there last week,nothing quite as good as archipelagoes
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Varnishes,whippings,rod-rings and reel-seat.
mackem replied to mackem's topic in Fresh & Salt Water Fishing
Why didnt I think of that End-float -
How many of your are going out tonight BRB?Solo-trip?Been on the venue before?Get owt last time?
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We do lakes Keg,they ALWAYS feed,but I will PM you a little bit of info,loose lips sink ships mate,remember that k?
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BRB,dont worry,we will arrange a competition one day,or maybe that should read one night,I am nocturnal in my habits Put pics up of what you get tonight Keg,you old devil you,that does not look like any fly-rod I ever used New design
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GOOD MAN KEG F***ing good show mate
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My conscience wouldnt allow me to use sweetcorn on a fly-water anyway,I wouldnt be able to sleep afterwards
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Fancy a competition
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Maybe if you gave Ian,the guy at Larkwood a ring beforehand Butch,informed him of your intention,just to get permission?After all,you are doing him a favour actually,think how much several dozen trout eat per week,make sure you include points like that in your opening spiel to him Good luck wherever you get permission to fish and please keep us posted,always good to read fishing reports
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