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  1. I always said............Tibetan sky burial for me
  2. f*****g hell,its been nicked If it aint nailed down mate someones going to lift it
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    Gordon ramsay

    "This here sir is pig-scat"......"So its pig-shit then?"............."Yes sir,I believe that is the correct terminology"
  4. I have a great method of catching eels,but dont see the point nowadays,I dont eat them,and am not in it for the money,I actually lamped a big eel last year in a shallow river,watched it for a while
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    Gordon ramsay

    If they paid me enough I would be a real-woman,off to bangkok for a bit of nip-and-tuck I would even let Gordon fondle my implants The Boars I have seen prepared for the Table Tomo have been shaved,not skinned
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    Gordon ramsay

    HG,if Optomen,the production company, paid me for my troubles,flew me up to scotland,and allowed me to wear my beloved mask(far too ugly for TV)I would get Mr Ramsey his fish on Camera
  7. Good man,let us know what you eventually get,hope you have better results than with the "Stanwell Netter"
  8. Thats where your going to get a decent outfit without it costing an arm-and-a-leg mate,you know how some Carpers MUST have the latest?This is where they part-ex them,drop in,browse around,see what he has in http://www.city-visitor.com/waltononthames/fishing.html
  9. Why cant my wife see it as only a couple of quid more as well? Hey,what about the tackle-exchange in walton,GREAT bargains in there,massive array of 2'nd hand carp kit
  10. No probs mate,just dont overspend,I am spending about £400 this week,I told the wife £50
  11. They are always helpfull when I go in mate,which isnt that often now as I practice a different style of fishing,have a wander in and a chat when they arent busy.Join one of the local clubs,loads of them in this area,theres always someone who will help
  12. jmilam,get yourself up to DAVIES ANGLING in the town,back of two-rivers,top bunch of blokes in there,and I got a discount on my Cat-fishing gear,failing that try Tackle-tarts in Ashford on Staines Road.Your lucky,you live a stones throw away from some top carp waters,Wrayesbury is only a stones throw away http://www.davies-angling.co.uk/ntsgr/stor...d-257278-242418
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    Gordon ramsay

    Watch the outrage when he runs a net across the river next week to get his salmon
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    Gordon ramsay

    Hello Gordon, I'm so pleased you've joined The Hunting Life forum. I'm a big fan of your TV shows. Rob......big fan. No Ratty,its only me He is salmon fishing next week,should be good,my favourite fish
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    Gordon ramsay

    No mate,I am fine,I am just learning "Ramsay-speak"
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    Gordon ramsay

    Some f***ing states you f***ing have to wear HI-VIZ or f***ing Orange-Blaze to f***ing be allowed to f***ing hunt,but Gordy f***ing whimped out by f***ing not showing the f***ing pig get the f***ing bullet
  17. Wouldnt be surprised mate,seen some whoppers in the wild,I used to tip them over and look at the black carapace and wing sludge they were filled with
  18. Excellent pics bradder,but I think your old man went to the same barber I did
  19. Its a mix of luck and research blaze,the more research someone does the luckier they seem to get.I have found hundreds of roman coins,only bronze grots though,but I know a guy who makes very good money indeed from a metal detector,certainly enough to pay for his foreign holidays every year
  20. Top post,bottom pic,your saluki looks beautiful,lovely animal.
  21. Everyone starts out with a clean slate at 100%,each time you upset a mod,or they got out of bed the wrong side that morning and they take exception to something you wrote or didnt write they deduct 10%,if your already on 0% you have seriously pi**ed someone off somewhere along the line,and your on very rocky ground
  22. Classic quote......."I saved the chicken"
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