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  1. Oh?A new river?Did you see owt? That battery still hasnt come from e-bay,only ordered it on monday but I just phoned my sis and nowts turned up,hopefully tommorrow
  2. If you wouldnt mind taking some pics please and sticking them up?I need to show them to someone But I am still coming anyway,besides,you know my favourite spot
  3. I am only coming up to look at them keeps,just reminiscing,I have stopped that sort of thing altogether now,moral and upright But everytime I see a fish in a pool.........
  4. Best off spending your holidays salmon fishing in the north-east JOE,but your boss says judging by the speed and efficiency of your work-rate every f***ing days a holiday for you
  5. Enlarge the image mate,clean blade-cuts?
  6. We are coming up to Durham soon mate,we will get a few fish out
  7. Sorry mate,its just when you said Hari Kari I thought that was the latin name
  8. What make and model is the NV richie?
  9. The parts of pakistan I used to frequent arent really Gorah-friendly at the moment mate,I would probably end up on the news at 10 wearing an orange guantanamo-bay style jump-suit with guys standing behind me reading Qur'anic Texts and brandishing f*ck-off sharp blades
  10. Almost tempting me to make a return trip to Lahore
  11. Its not going to be a spielberg epic,more like a "Ferreter joe" production,I checked on youtube,your allowed a 10 minute slot,thats enough time to clip-together a few excerpts from different venues showing rainbows,brownies etc,dont want to give away every trade secret,but a few methods are film-worthy coming to a cinema near you.....................SOON
  12. Lot of people interested in Different types of game-fowl.
  13. The highlands IS abroad,fried mars-bars and Irn-Bru?
  14. I have Crazy Frog AND yellow bird as my ringtones JUST to annoy the s*it out of people,f**k-it
  15. Just shows you how much of a mark-up this government adds
  16. We have permission to fish in a small town high-street,I mean smack-bang in the middle of the high street,theres a pool right in the center of town filled with larger than average brownies,and lots of them Ideally thats what we should film as theres a lot of illumination from the street lighting and shop-fronts,kind of surreal casting at fly in that environment at 3am But it would make for very watchable footage
  17. I was away in Asia earlier this year Mart,depending on type ciggies are £2.70-£3.50 for TWO HUNDRED
  18. £1700 a year Mart?
  19. Never saw the attraction,and only once dated a woman who smoked and she was a bisexual-Austrian who smoked an ounce of Afghani gold-seal a week But its an individuals choice providing you dont harm anyone else in this world whatever you choose to do,but isnt a prohibitive factor for you guys the price?The cost,for what they are is ridiculous
  20. Got a house abroad so all my holidays are in the sun
  21. Joes one big fault(he has countless little ones)is his compassion or lack of,he said he wished he had caught my predicament on film so he could sell it to "Youve been Framed" As soon as he spalshes the cash we will get a "Youtube" clip up of the way of the warrener AKA trout-tickling
  22. My old ones the arm from a jumper Maty and cost me nowt Cheap'n'cheerfull,thats me JOE was the one got ripped-off,I guess the guy he bought it off also wore one as he sold him it I cant wait till I see JOE posing for a picture in a Hampshire high-street with a pile of still flapping trout on the pavement I think you would enjoy it BRB,you have bull-crosses?Maybe later in the year
  23. The water wasnt cold as I went under,it was only cold when you pulled me out,thats why I squeezed the water out and ran up and down for a while.Change of clothing?If I take a spare set of clothes the wife will think I am meeting a fancy-woman Thursday it is then
  24. Thats cool,her BBQ is sunday,oh yeah,one more thing JOE.......DONT FORGET THE NYMPHS AND FLIES
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