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mackem

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  1. mackem

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    My wife just saw me watching this and said........"Sad...............sad................sad" Badgers and mushrooms?????
  2. Its better than funny,its f***ing hilarious Good enough for her,good enough for is
  3. Your starting to sound like my kid,"Dad,I want to catch a fish not drown a worm" What do you think of my latest VENTURE ??By appointment to HRH
  4. Ahhhhh,ok mate,wouldnt want someone else filming what I had in mind,thanks anyway
  5. Blinddate(Cyla or Our Graham?) I would be interested to know which camera and format you filmed the DVD on mate?
  6. YOUR going rod-and-line fishing?YOU????? HOMO!!!!!
  7. Whats the run like at the moment where you are Tote?Nice fish
  8. I want £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££3
  9. FATHERS DAY Gimmee my presents you little gits Moms who are dads Gender realignment
  10. mackem

    pigs

    Unlicenced ferrets Well done sherlock
  11. mackem

    pigs

    Forget burglars,rapists,muggers,thats f***ing dangerous,who shall we target this week?Who the f**K sits in an office and comes up with "Operation Dog-scar"
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    pigs

    Coppers are as bent as anyone else mate,thats FACT But what a wonderful waste of police resources,checking out dogs at a show Masturbators
  13. Thats all I ever seem to get mate,jacks,loads of them,and this is on a great stretch of river with zander and big pike
  14. Ok then..............May the farce be with you
  15. You missed out their understudy,twig-terry
  16. Its cammo-mans arch enemy Foliage-freddy
  17. She always promised me that if I went back to Vienna with her I could have a rumpy-pumpy session with her and an ex-girlfriend of hers who was reputedly well-endowed in the mammary dept,sadly I never took her up on the offer
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    Have your say!

    The cost of a noodle-bowl in Beijing has rocketed in the past 25 years
  19. i'm sure they'll be a young/old lady somewhere thinking the same?????? She was actually a bisexual austrian,I wonder what happened to her?
  20. What happened to the 100 metre net you rigged the other week?The one you caught the hedge-hog in Sold it?
  21. F**k the bass,lets just flog Gill-nets to Fishy,and he can flog unglued real ones to the guys who buy from him,sorted,I am just going to phone work and tell them they can F**k-OFF,I am going to hang nets for a living
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