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  1. Jack,theres some really good Bottle-dumps up there,I remember we hit one when we were digging the ferret out,found some old bottles in a mound of soil in the middle of a field on the edge of the river,dumb kids,we shot them with our air-rifles
  2. Plankey-mill DOES bring back memories doesnt it
  3. I know Hexham tyne stretch quite well,great area to fish,we used to go further up for best results though,fished the Plankey Mill stretch often enough,just as good for the fish with the added bonus of thick woods in the area we used to fish
  4. Wouldnt do that unless I was naked BRB
  5. It scares people sometimes,when they confront someone a little "Different"
  6. Minuses - Poor feet, hard to train, nervous, look gay...................REALLY?My very first lurcher was a saluki composite,nervous and gay?Methinks NOT!In fact the cute little silver beddie cross I have now looks a darn sight more effeminate than the powerhouse the saluki cross was Her feet were fine running in northern england and scotland,and she wasnt so hard to train,but that could have been the amount of time I put into her seeing as she was my first dog and I had John Holmes(not the porn star)Book "The Obedient dog" as my training bible,one thing though,INCREDIBLE jumper
  7. Ah,the good old boys in Blue,country plods(I wonder why they are called plod?Could be because they take their time getting to a scene if violence is in the offing)responding with alacrity to an innocent member of the publics cries for assistance after being verbally abused by some country yokel intent on murdering the local bunny population You should have led the pair of f***ing idiots through the shittiest scrub,shrub,and cowpat studded fields imaginable Lets see them trail that into the station,F**k right off Reg Hollis
  8. I am going to look at a park-deer herd of reds this week,if I see any like that I will get a snap
  9. Its strange how some of them seem to almost have the palmation of a fallow http://www.windermere-deer.com/index.php?o...=3&Itemid=3
  10. Hoodie,trackie,and his infamous knife Did he sever an artery again? Ah "That place" God bless her majesty I say All we have to do is sort out two pairs of Lincoln Green tights Trevor McDonald......And here is the news.........
  11. Your musophobic friend wasnt "Mack the knife" by any chance?Oh well,I am sure we wont blank when we go fly-fishing this week
  12. I always found the best runs on the north-east england rivers are august and september
  13. Corssed-wires Mark,I was referring to the river in Names post,he is up in the north-east mate
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    meerkat manor

    Thanks Snap,she feels better now,stopped crying once she realised flowers gone to a better place http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L-2XUAc_7Z8
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    meerkat manor

    Wifes in Tears,that f***ing cobra
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    wild boar

    Did you see him noodling catfish last week with rednecks?I hald expected duelling-banjoes as the backing track and Mr Ramsey to be tied to a tree and stripped
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    random

    My wife just saw me watching this and said........"Sad...............sad................sad" Badgers and mushrooms?????
  18. Its better than funny,its f***ing hilarious Good enough for her,good enough for is
  19. Your starting to sound like my kid,"Dad,I want to catch a fish not drown a worm" What do you think of my latest VENTURE ??By appointment to HRH
  20. Ahhhhh,ok mate,wouldnt want someone else filming what I had in mind,thanks anyway
  21. Blinddate(Cyla or Our Graham?) I would be interested to know which camera and format you filmed the DVD on mate?
  22. YOUR going rod-and-line fishing?YOU????? HOMO!!!!!
  23. Whats the run like at the moment where you are Tote?Nice fish
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