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The one

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  1. Nice going mate middle one looks a fair lump of a rabbit
  2. The one

    Condoms

    You would need a belt and braces to support the condom feckers the size of a carrier bag
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    Condoms

    In the women's toilets they now put free sanitary products to help girls that cant afford them so i said it was only fair they put free johnny's in the guys and got told there in the councillors office you just need the bottle to ask her but then you get the talk on safe sex LOL so i drop in with all the new starts and ask for extra extra small for them . The cleaning supervisor used to top up the trays in the womens toilets once a week but now she says its nearly daily . Last week she said she topped up the tray and a girl came in and emptied the lot into her bag 100s of pads and
  4. Hello and welcome mate
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    Condoms

    Well ever the joker i took a new start into the counsellor at work and shes giving away condoms now i thought they where fag packets all lined up on her display ive never seen a feckin range like it , so i said you got any extra extra small for jimmy and he took a red face and bolted , Then i said can i get some so she says if you must Bob normally she gives me piles of sweets to get rid of me LOL . so i lift a packet of King sized then i say there no big enough a take a packet of super king sized my mate lfts the chart with holes in it to show the sizes if you need the Super King Sized li
  6. Aye more to it than that , they wanted rid of him so this was there excuse
  7. Look at the beginning of the film was he the guy that walked over ?. looked like he was on something , he needs better security they did sod all till after he was attacked
  8. Why are there mistakes that die will feed them
  9. Aye some good finds and skills in finding them
  10. Nice find mate ive been putting up nesting boxes but no luck yet son reckons i should be putting some dog hair etc in them ?.
  11. Lucky you got them back or dd you have a spare pair ? mate
  12. This posts 3 years old bet its no looking like that now ?
  13. Aye but he says when i go or get too old hes dropping the snares and the traps 80% of the work but to much bother too much hassle
  14. I put in for a squirrel job at a university and because i was going to trap them i got knocked back because they where scared a picture would appear of a squirrel in a trap on face book and the uni would get a bad name and you want to shoot pigeons on stubble which would appear to be a empty field to the unwashed / uneducated , e are as well bending over and letting the butt feck us because we are on to a hiding these days
  15. How come blacks or lesbains arent on the gl watch the news etc they now have disabled , blacks , lesbains etc to cover ever base Where was Engerland when we the Scottish got the snaring Law or airgun licensing ?. We are screwed give it time stuff i did and thought nothing of it my son will never be able to do
  16. D loyd Bloody saw a advert for pups with a bag of coal with ardrossan on it so pmed him , he said will you travel , thinking just over the forth said yes , didn't realize hes moved to darkest deepest wales LOL i got a pup then the son wanted one so dia gave us litter sisters
  17. Don't need to im Scottish , for the first time every they have tried something in engerland ever rather than Scotland and your up in arms about it makes a nice change
  18. Rubber O rings perish in sun light better paying the extra and buying the proper grommets from magnum trap company
  19. Of course Packham and of course they won there programmes is it Springwatch ? etc are aimed at the inner city types whose only breath of air is Emmerdale farm , look at the presenters Old aunty bbc covers all bases they have disabled blacks and lesbains . Then look at this site we have how many members 30,000 cant even agree and squabble over the daft internet we are going to get roasted and loose even more ground
  20. Can i ask whats wrong with your stuff ?. My pup the merel bitch obviously took more to the collie but i cant fault her she hits everything at 100 mph and if she dont kill me or herself has the makings of a really good dog , the sons pup took more to the saluki and is the speed merchant of the two but looks at her sister for the word to go but they knocking down more than can be asked of them mate
  21. The lads a clown but the Uneducated will always be blindly led
  22. Nice going mate look a good size for eating
  23. Total crap glad my tellys got a off button cant stand the arse
  24. There nice too watch but a feckin pain
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