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chartpolski

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  1. If it looks like Andrew going down, the Queen will probably try to invoke the ancient right of Prima Nocta ! ? ! Cheers.
  2. I like them 3/4 whippet x 1/4 Saluki ? Cheers.
  3. She's looking at 60 years, I wonder if she'll use the nuclear option before she commits "suicide". Shes supposed to have incriminating evidence on some very important people. Clinton, Trump, Andrew will be getting a bit worried ! Cheers.
  4. Labour are now proposing banning all hunts from public and government land. Cheers.
  5. When Wilf was on about him and Francie being amongst the 144,000, I said as long as Tutu and Setanu weren't handing out the tickets. If there is a god and a heaven, I'm sure Desmond will have a front row seat. Cheers.
  6. Mallyfields Vixen; Best working pedigree Whippet I've personally seen. Cheers.
  7. Edward must have been a great disappointment to his dad, Prince Philip. He signed up for the Royal Marines, but cried off and packed in basic training after a couple of weeks, hence his nickname "Princess Edward". Yet he still has the cheek to wear a uniform adorned with medals his mum gave him ! Cheers.
  8. You've got an old bloke like me f****d once you start mixing metric with imperial ! ? Cheers.
  9. Levi Sta-Press. Ben Sherman shirts. Cheers.
  10. My memory's not to good at my age, but I've been keeping written records for over 50 years, and still keep a game book. Heres one of the earlier ones, when I was racing and matching non ped whippets; Doesnt seem a lot of money these days, but it was a fair bit fifty years ago ! ? Cheers.
  11. Daywalkers are the canine equivalent of trainspotters ! They have little books where they write everything down, pedigrees, Forley winners, length of slip, time of course, etc. ? Cheers.
  12. Looks like all the terrorists must be isolating............ Cheers.
  13. As with any tool, buy the best you can afford; Buy from Poundland, get broken fingers, Buy top end, get the job done. Simple as that. Cheers.
  14. I allways thought the unwritten rule was ; "If the hare gets away, it's a great hare" "if it doesn't, it's a great dog" ?? Cheers.
  15. Yes, apart from the one I'm in with the two lurchers. Cheers.
  16. Brae's of Derwent Percy Hunt; Barwon Hunt, Victoria, Australia. Haydon Hunt; Joint meet, Tynedale and Ullswater; Cheers.
  17. Yeah, I wish those septics would speak proper England! Ive had "biscuits and gravy" over there, and the "biscuits" are more like scones. They call biscuits "cookies". And don't get me started on crisps, which they call "chips" ! And the cretins call chips "fries" ! As some one once said; "two countries divided by a common language" ! Cheers.
  18. Exactly ! Some wet behind the ears, left wing indoctrinated, youngster, straight out of some second rate university, clutching their sociology degree, with no life experience, making, literally, life or death decisions for children. And their bosses on huge salaries who never take responsibility, but utter platitudes like "lessons will be learned" or retire with their huge pension and golden handshakes, just to pop up at some other council a few months later, doing the same job ! Cheers.
  19. I remember Rhod Gilbert on the Royal variety show a couple of years ago. I normally like his manic, expletive laden, topical dialogues, but he toned his act down so much it was embarrassing watching him struggle to get a laugh on the Variety show. Cheers.
  20. There are plenty of prospective foster applications, but many simply give up because of the bureaucracy and the political correctness. Cheers.
  21. True story; Not long after I left school, I came home from work, and my mum was in the kitchen crying; "what's up mum" I asked. My younger brother had come home from school with a black eye, and said the teacher had hit him ! Well, my dad and older brother had gone over to the school to "sort the teacher out". I rushed over to the school, to be met by the headmaster; " Ahh, another Mr H....t, do come into my office". And there was my dad and older brother, sitting looking very sheepish, and on a chair in the corner was the teacher with his head tilted back and the school nu
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