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  1. My mum told me during the war cats were sold as "Felling hares", so they allways insisted the kidneys were left in. Rabbit kidneys are offset, whereas cats kidneys are level. About the only way to tell the difference. Cheers.
  2. "A paraffin " ! ? ! I love it ! One of my favourites ? Cheers.
  3. He speaks, reads and writes both English and Arabic, and one day he started talking Japanese and his mother asked how he had learnt that, he said he's been learning it on YouTube ! He wants to start a YouTube channel and said we would have to subscribe to see it ! ? ! He brings drawings and paintings home from school and sells them to his relatives.....I asked his mum if she's sure he's half Saudi and not half Jewish ! Is your pal working for BAE, or contracting for RSAF ? I know lads who work for BAE in Taif, and I used to work for the RSAF. Cheers.
  4. My grandson told me he wanted to be a banker, because they earn lots of money. Now he's told me he'd rather be a YouTube gamer, ( whatever that is), as he can earn $5,000 a day ! Hes six...... Cheers.
  5. I think Reece Mogg let the cat out the bag when he said it will be achieved by natural wastage, retirements, etc, not redundancies. Its just another distraction that won't ever happen, just like sending illegal immigrants to Rwanda. Cheers.
  6. All this talk about making a meal for 30p ? This didn't cost me a penny ! Spring greens and leeks fried in butter, Boiled new potatoes, Hare fillets with peppercorns. Veggies from my allotment. Hare caught by my pup ? Cheers.
  7. I never thought I'd say this, but Mark would have had the daywalkers going insane, he could certainly wind them up........and take their money with his little rabbiting bitch ! ? ! Cheers.
  8. I knew on or two people in the non-ped whippet racing years ago that had jackets with pockets for lead weights for their dogs to wear when training, supposed to increase stamina. Didn't seem to catch on though ? Cheers.
  9. I don't know why you have quoted me, when you are talking about mC ? But a couple of old sayings spring to mind; One about people in glass houses, the other about kettles, pots and black ! ?? Cheers.
  10. I have an alternative title for the book, if you like alliteration; "Fantasies From The Fens". It's a work in progress ? Cheers.
  11. Hully, will you give me permission to use that quote in a book I'm contemplating writing, provisionally called "Tales From The Beer Tent" !??! Cheers.
  12. And deflect attention away from more important matters.... Cheers.
  13. I'm not usually a "conspiracy theorist", although I do believe the Kennedy Assasinations deserve the appellation "conspiracy". But what about this "partygate/beergate" nonsense ? Boris has been found guilty of eating a bit of cake at work and fined £50. Kier Starmer is under investigation for having a beer and a curry at work. Starmer demanded Boris resign BEFORE he was found guilty, but is now panicking when the shoe is on the other foot and might be fined, and would have to resign, if he really IS "honourable" . Labour has said Bori's position would be untenable if
  14. Shame you weren't nearer ! ?? I had a Sinclair ZX 81 once, sure I could pick the rest up as I went along. Cheers.
  15. I had an old Wood & Picket two door Range Rover; V8 petrol engine, MPG was around 12-15 ! Good job I could fill the long range tank for about a fiver, dread to think what it would cost with the price of petrol now ! Cheers.
  16. There used to be a nudist camp a mile or two from my house, just to the west of Newcastle. There was plenty hares and roe around there, but we all avoided it in case we were caught and accused of spying on the nudists ! ? ! Nudist beaches up North ? You've obviously never been in the North Sea ! Freezing all year round, and that bitter wind blowing in from Russia and Scandinavia ! Cheers.
  17. No need to defend or explain yourself to me, and yes, I've seen many strange things in my time and travels. I'll give just one small example; Many years ago, when our kids were small, we were on holiday and went to the hotel pool. A very large and quite ugly German woman lay down and removed her bikini top. The kids thought it was hilarious ! Very quickly, the hotel staff informed the woman "it wasn't that kind of hotel", and she would have to replace the bikini top, or not only leave the pool but also leave the hotel. Where was this prudish place ? Pattaya beach, the sin,
  18. I don't think your first paragraph is what people are getting in a flap about, (no pun intended). I think, in my mind at least, that consenting adults can do pretty much what they like, and if that includes walking around nude amongst complete , like minded strangers, so be it ? Its about the kids ! They have no say in it, they shouldn't have to be put in the situation of seeing grown men, strangers, walking around naked. Yes, there are these "progressive" parents who see nothing wrong in it, and no, not all nudists or naturists are paedo's or perverts, but don't tell there aren
  19. "Growler" seems to be a "buzz" word at the moment ! Id never even heard of that appellation until it was recently used to describe Angela Rayner's ginger vagina ! ?? Cheers.
  20. Am I missing something here ? ? 19 yards per second is 57 feet per second. Not a huge difference to 60 feet per second. Even if I say so myself, I'm not a bad greyhound and whippet handicapper. We allways worked at 6/100ths of a second per yard, and were never far out. You could allways lift or pull a dog a yard or two if you got it slightly wrong ? Cheers.
  21. Don't get me wrong, if consenting, adult, freaky, pervert male and females wish go naked on a private beach.....well, that's their prerogative, but no kids, even their own, should be anywhere near. Cheers.
  22. Maybe I'm old school, but I think there's something seriously wrong with men wanting to walk around naked in the presence of children....... Cheers.
  23. We used to handicap the non-ped whippets at 16 yards per second, back when they were doing 9 seconds for 150 yards. These days the best are doing 150 yards in 8 seconds or less. That's almost 19 yards per second ! Cheers.
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