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RossM

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  1. Paddy goes into Wetherspoons and asks how much are the cocktails? The Barman says, "£4 a glass and £10 for a Pitcher" Paddy replied " i'll have a glass, f**k the photo!

  2. Give it it's own sub forum and make joe mod.........
  3. RossM

    Fao Joe1314

    Don't take it personal pal the mods have a thread lock quota to adhere to, walshie is the worse for it rumour has it he pays baw to start threads for him to lock to feed his crack like habit........ You soldier on big man
  4. I'm selling my one like this. http://www.nextorch.com/en/product_detail.php?id=62
  5. 96 year old?!?! A tad optimistic are you not?
  6. Let's be honest, once your settled down/married/have kids, resorting to the web is the norm..........
  7. Does the wife not worry when you disappear down the woods with grown men to "crack a couple off"
  8. and what do you feed the dogs pete The sweat of his balls.......
  9. Want me to take her for a week joe? Learn her place in the pack pecking order?
  10. Barbers in edinburgh called short & curly's
  11. I knew as soon as I saw you'd commented on this it would be about me...you're a man who can't do basic DIY...alarm bells ringing I just chose not to! Lees more of a perfectionist than me and has more patience Your a man who loves wringing out bell ends......
  12. I bet tarqs was on this in a flash..............
  13. You should make sure you have the means to dispatch to before you set the trap. Or see if you can bore it to death with walshie approved jokes..........
  14. IMO too young and not mentally or physically mature enough, heard a few yips in what I saw, and her running style, reaction when she did catch was very puppyish,
  15. Remember having to take a hefty detour when a group of early birds walked round the corners just as the bitch made contact........ b*****ds!!
  16. Still here aye, I'll get pics @ weekend.
  17. Just the one, couple of juices though coz I'd had a few beers the night before and had a tongue like ghandis flip flop......
  18. Firm to an extent without making fearful would be my choice words.
  19. Joe I hope you have the sense to realise which posts to take on board and which ones to discard........ A few informative posts but also some f***ing stupid ones.........
  20. Fake a right and a swift boot to the clemmies would have that tiddly wink on his knees......
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