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RossM

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  1. Poor c**t and just a pup too. Surely because he's funny looking is not reason enough to hand back? They should be made to sign a minimum keep period form or something http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-charity-plea-double-nosed-dog-3122932
  2. Remember going on a jolly boys to Blackpool, the b&b was called the golden thistle or summit like that, one of the lads with us wasn't.... well put it this way you could leave your paper lying around without fear of the c**t finishing the crossword that's for sure, anyway we were driving about aimlessly looking for this b&b when we see this big bloke skinhead walking a couple of staffs, when big Brian pulls open the sliding door and asks "excuse me, golden shower?"
  3. RossM

    Insurance

    Didn't know you could get a BMW for around the 20p mark.........
  4. Not a hope in hell I could've contained myself. Great pictures
  5. Aye if your sole reason for wanting something for what you want it to give you rather than what it can give you (if that makes sense) it's nothing less than a sin.
  6. Aye fair play to the lass, but f**k I wouldn't want that pole twanging off and cracking me under that pressure, it all but resembled a U bolt when she was swinging round it.....
  7. You have to wear a hard hat if working @ height, working at height is classed as on your tip toes (unless your johnnyboy) fuckedup.com
  8. Joe, stop it now your making a James blunt of yersel.........
  9. As above bigger knife never used, smaller one used very few times comes with leather sheath £50 + p&p
  10. Bit harsh on shite jokes putting walshie in that category..........
  11. You get what I mean, but edited it for pernickety bars tools like you!
  12. Every running dog in mainland uk regardless of breed, only do rabbits on paper.
  13. I heard he just sat with his face at the end whilst cheeky continuously put bacon rolls on it.......
  14. Remember I'd been at a night out a proper do, suited and booted, left and went to topkapi (a kebab hoose) well I got about 100 yard along the road and thought f**k it I need to concentrate on this, so I sat down on the stairs outside Mecca bingo and slouched down and rammed the kebab in my face as you do, the next thing two old dears walked past, looked at me in disgust and said "f***ing animal!" lucky I didn't launch it at her mink throw!
  15. Nowt wrong with a doner kebab!! you know when you wake up stinking of kebab with bits of it in your hair...... It's been a good night! Or onion bhajees in your sporran ... And bench pressing squaddies
  16. Nowt wrong with a doner kebab!! you know when you wake up stinking of kebab with bits of it in your hair...... It's been a good night!
  17. Mate had a Russell that every 5th step was a skip, never hindered it and the wee b*****d lived till he was 18. But saying that your probably best getting a diagnosis by a vet.
  18. Heartburn!!!

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Same here! Perhaps cold crispy duck pancakes and hoisin sauce aren't good for breakfast. lol

  19. Watched that 7 days with will smith in it, that's quite good, that lawless is a great film kev tom hardy is a good British actor, apart from his Bronson film lol
  20. RossM

    Floods!

    You still got the full hound Stewie?
  21. I'll give you that one Francis, Quite funny & witty for a bummy mummy boy
  22. anymore out there......... Aye men in black 2&3.......
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