Remember going on a jolly boys to Blackpool, the b&b was called the golden thistle or summit like that, one of the lads with us wasn't.... well put it this way you could leave your paper lying around without fear of the c**t finishing the crossword that's for sure, anyway we were driving about aimlessly looking for this b&b when we see this big bloke skinhead walking a couple of staffs, when big Brian pulls open the sliding door and asks "excuse me, golden shower?"