RossM
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Is it this one Ross? http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/109495922/colliegreyhound-x-whippet.html No tam it's a litter, my mate text me the other night. I put up the wrong link above, just shows there are a few litters about though. http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/514671-3-4-whippet-1-4-collie-whitley-bay.html If the lads names Alan then yes, I just got a text of an old more of an associate saying his mate had a litter of this breeding if I knew anyone interested............ Here's the thing, the c**t says £150 in the text the robbing b*****d!!
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What channel is fox?
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My mate had a Russell, called jack, and if you shook anything at him and went "shaggy shaggy" he would hump f**k out of it, well one of our mates fell asleep pissed and we shook his head and uttered those magic words! Even better wee jack went in at the face and when my mate woke up his eye was stuck shut!! RIP jack
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Is it this one Ross? http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/109495922/colliegreyhound-x-whippet.html No tam it's a litter, my mate text me the other night.
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I know of a litter of 3/4 whippet 1/4 collies on the ground?
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I might make a cameo the morra! Be lucky to find me the cops couldn't they had to phone and i handed myself in at the bus stop Feeling you'll be over the back between the pitches, the garden centre & the cow fields?
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Decent bag paddy, is that a couple of 1/2 & 3/4 growns?
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I was f***ing commando!!
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I farted and followed through one night in a bar, I'd just got there and I was f****d if I was going home to change, so in the toilet whipped the jeans off a bit soap & under the hot tap and scrub the gether, then to the hand dryer the look on folks faces as the came into the men's with me bolloc naked from the waist down with my jeans under the dryer just casually going "alright mate" to everyone that walked in.
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I've got these and they spot on and fairly reasonably priced http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/German-Goretex-Bib-and-Brace-Waterproof-Trouser-Over-Trousers-lined-or-unlined-/140914837457?pt=UK_Sporting_Goods_Sports_Clothing_LE&var=&hash=item20cf2dc7d1
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Deal done.
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The boys in blue are protecting you from the boys in blue......... So to speak
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Retrieved from the position it was caught in!
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On a lads jolly in Newcastle, second night out it ends up just two of us out, anyway I tell my mate "I'll get us a taxi" so I'm sat in the taxi when my mate comes bombing out and informs me he's pulled this bird and she'll only come back to the hotel if someone pumps her mate? I'm like aye f**k it why not!?! So he dive back in and gets them and I'm no joking this thing, well she opened the taxi door and her frame filled the gap, picture a fat fizz from coronation street (yes ginger hair) not even as nice as that! I'm thinking one for the team, helping a mate out..... Back to the hotel and I wh
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lol it was fine to be honest lol not that it would have felt any different ya CLARTY c**t PMSL Well it's the thought of it..........
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I might make a cameo the morra!
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that's one image I never wanted to see lol Your welcome!
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Dogs Out Today.......
RossM replied to DeerhoundLurcherMan's topic in Wildlife and General Photography
Big strapping lad that mate, what height is he? And how olds the pup? -
http://twitpic.com/27nl94
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Better than f**k all bob, local or local to me?
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Free 4Yr Old Working Saluki Collie X
RossM replied to Rake aboot's topic in Working Dogs & Livestock
Good offer that mark. shame someone has to get rid after doing all the hard work. -
Remember pulling this bird years ago, bought her drinks all night, taxi back to hers, in we go and getting frisky when she informs me the painters are in, well just finishing really. Me being a clarty wee b*****d persuaded her we could get it on anyway, so strip down and I pull the wee bloody mouse out and lob it in the corner. Get down to business and it was fine tbh, morning comes and I go to leave, it's then I notice she has this wee Yorkie dog lying in the hall, chewing on something I then look closer and see a string hanging out its mouth.........
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When I was younger went back to this older things flat, so there I was, arse like a fiddlers elbow at an Irish wedding when the room light flicks on, without even loosing momentum I ask "who the fucks that?" To which she replied "my husband, it's alright we're separated though!" I was out there sharpish to say the least!! Another one wasn't separated from her husband and I had to vacate the premises via the first floor window, naked and went over on my ankle and had to run/limp up the road naked, a police car stopped and said "see by the time we go up that road and back again, have your c
